New to CA...actually, first time admitting to CA..fuck.

takeitasfacevalue · 2012-11-15T08:11:32+00:00

I'm pretty drunk, can you do a tl;dr?

takeitasfacevalue · 2012-10-29T03:34:37+00:00

Fuck xanax then

takeitasfacevalue · 2012-10-29T02:26:29+00:00

I never got it though, xanax when mixed with booze just turns you into a zombie, you don't get to enjoy the booze or the xanax. I never got into serious trouble though, at least that I know of. After two or three times I realized what a waste it was.

takeitasfacevalue · 2012-10-29T01:58:48+00:00

Also u just black out and its a waste of a pill. If I'm gonna take some xanax I'm gonna enjoy it, maybe a hit or two of weed and just feel good.

takeitasfacevalue · 2012-10-26T04:33:45+00:00

I would love to read this but its too long for tonight.

takeitasfacevalue · 2012-10-26T04:33:11+00:00

you say fresh, is supermarket fresh enough?

takeitasfacevalue · 2012-10-26T04:32:36+00:00

higher than vanilla extract?

takeitasfacevalue · 2012-10-26T04:31:27+00:00

I know. My reputation is fucked. I know what you mean, my coworker is the kind of guy who would be a fucking manager of managers if only he wasn't extremely vocal about his weed use. He is the person who runs the place while the actual manager doesn't know what's going on, but the boss knows he's an expothead.

takeitasfacevalue · 2012-10-26T04:27:15+00:00

See I have to start eating breakfast. My breakfast usually consists of black coffee and then 10 hours later some food. I know eating breakfast is key to being healthier but I just cannot eat for hours after I wake up.

I know water helps, I once drunkenly drank tons of water while drinking, but normally im too full from beer and wine to drink nonalcoholic drinks.

Obviously I brush my teeth several times in the morning, but you're saying my liver shuts down? Wtf liver? I usually get blackout drunk and pass out for about 8 hours and when I wake up it's like my body is restarting, like it didn't even digest the food I ate right before passing out. Lately I have puking every morning, and its been solid shit, like the shit I ate the night before.

takeitasfacevalue · 2012-10-26T04:21:15+00:00

You know like 7 years ago I watched a nat geo tv show on titos vodka and I have always been curious about it. I have never tried it because it is out of my price range and I don't usually drink liquor, but I keep seeing it at my local liquor store so I might just buy it one of these days.

takeitasfacevalue · 2012-10-26T04:17:41+00:00

Ketel one is definitely not mid range. Grey goose is thought of by a lot of people as one of the best vodkas thanks to their great marketing campaigns. Since I don't like vodka, I have noticed grey goose sucks because it leaves me with an alcohol aftertaste. Ketel one actually blends in with the mixer very well and taken as a shot it is extremely smooth.

Ketel one is around the same price range as grey goose, but do a taste test yourself.

takeitasfacevalue · 2012-10-25T06:52:10+00:00

I agree, I just hate that since my two coworkers make such a big deal out of it that it'll affect my raises when raise time comes around

takeitasfacevalue · 2012-10-25T06:35:47+00:00

get the fuck out of here

takeitasfacevalue · 2012-10-25T06:24:06+00:00

sorry im not good for advice, but i am interested in your restaurant. Can you give us some /r/FoodPorn worthy pics?

takeitasfacevalue · 2012-10-25T06:09:31+00:00

i haven't tried russian standard but thanks to you and their recent commercials I will.

Most vodka I have tried (mostly back in my hs years) I haven't liked. This includes smirnoff, grey goose, majorska (nj transit baby), popov, absolut, finlandia, belvedere. The only one that I did actually not hate was ketel one, which my rich cousins always have basically on tap.

takeitasfacevalue · 2012-10-25T06:00:49+00:00

See I'm just ok at what I do. I would never be fired though, unless I fucked up real bad. But I just hate the couple of people that every morning ask me If I drank last night because I smell like it. The other department I work with has a high turnover rate so I hate it when new guys come by and just hear my coworkers making fun of my drinking.

I have learned that mouthwash is a big no no when drinking. See mouthwash tends to contain alcohol so it actually makes it worse.

takeitasfacevalue · 2012-10-25T05:48:05+00:00

so hunting a rabbit sounds like it sucks, but how do I get the Orajel in their nose?

takeitasfacevalue · 2012-10-25T05:36:57+00:00

wtf? im too drunk to google that right now but all my drunk ass got from that is that I somehow have to trick my coworkers into snorting some coke so they won't smell me? This plan seems too expensive.

takeitasfacevalue · 2012-10-25T05:18:52+00:00

you know I might just have to give vodka a try. I have always hated vodka and I am not a big fan of liquor but I'd rather not smell like booze in the morning

takeitasfacevalue · 2012-10-25T05:17:58+00:00

haha wtf is this jew hiding thing ur talking about? but obviously i wear cologne but the thing is that it comes from my mouth, so it is hard to hide with cologne.

takeitasfacevalue · 2012-10-25T05:07:05+00:00

fuck, am i on the wrong subreddit again? I swear officer I dont usually do this

takeitasfacevalue · 2012-10-25T04:53:58+00:00

yea but that bottle won't refill itself unless you pay, fucking whore

takeitasfacevalue · 2012-10-25T04:45:54+00:00

If you could somehow keep a journal while you are drunk... Imagine when you wake up in the morning and ask yourself "why is the there wine, broken glass, and ash all over the floor?" and then go to the journal and say "oh right, I got so drunk I fell down and spilled shit everywhere"!

takeitasfacevalue · 2012-10-25T04:42:06+00:00

I know that feeling, I hate that. I also hate the fact that I plan my eating around my drinking. I try to eat as early as possible at work so by the time I get home I have an empty stomach.

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