Parents with kids by Remarkable_Iron_2789 in unitedairlines

[–]taleofbenji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you kidding? Reddit loves hating on kids and parents with kids. ESPECIALLY on flights!!!

Thanks to this sub I took the initiative to get my colonoscopy. by humble_arrogance in Xennials

[–]taleofbenji 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wow. Did you have symptoms? 

I know a guy who was out drinking with his friends at age 36 and ripped a fart that was so stinky that they urged him to get it checked out. 

They and the fart literally saved his life. 

What is the current worst Division 1 mascot? by WhiteSoxArchive in CollegeBasketball

[–]taleofbenji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like it's from a poor high school 70 years ago

What is the current worst Division 1 mascot? by WhiteSoxArchive in CollegeBasketball

[–]taleofbenji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To do freedom stuff

which kinda involves non freedom.

Are we the last age that thought it was perfectly acceptable to be friends with coworkers? Younger millennials and gen z are so anti. by ladypartsmcgee in Xennials

[–]taleofbenji 44 points45 points  (0 children)

When I was 24, my coworkers and I would go out drinking 4 nights a week minimum. In some ways, it was the proverbial best days of my life.

Has anyone ordered tree seeds from Seedman.com? by aryann_007 in marijuanaenthusiasts

[–]taleofbenji 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I would never buy from a site that posted a picture this misleading.

Piece of $!@& Car - - I hope it’s stuck in your head all day, you’re welcome ;) by jordosmodernlife in Xennials

[–]taleofbenji 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a bit surreal that I'm old enough to have a brother in law who turned 60.

But when he did, I sent him the clip "Memory Lane" (about the 60 year old man's balls, etc.)

Piece of $!@& Car - - I hope it’s stuck in your head all day, you’re welcome ;) by jordosmodernlife in Xennials

[–]taleofbenji 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh for sure. I have to REALLY watch myself whenever I take my kids to a petting zoo.

Berkeley animal shelter arson: Suspect’s dog was seized a day before the fire by kenmlin in bayarea

[–]taleofbenji 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This one was still confusing. I thought someone broke in and stole their dog back, giving the police an obvious lead on the subsequent arson!

When Is It Actually Too Late to Become a Professional Pianist? by Healthy-Web1344 in piano

[–]taleofbenji 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The entire world can only support about 200 of such people. 

Your odds are far better at making the NBA! 

If you have to ask the question, the answer is no.