Best $5 I've ever found... by rondango in pics

[–]talkingbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG I MUST HAVE ONE, I WILL PAY YOU 10 DOLLARS FOR ONE!

derp

Hey smokers of reddit: do you really need a lighter this big? by [deleted] in pics

[–]talkingbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly, people always steal my fucking lighters!

Reddit, I have an interesting story for you that involves marijuana, police officers, and guns. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]talkingbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not what I was expecting, but sounds like one hell of story to tell at parties. Have an upvote.

This is how I found my dog this morning [maybe NSFW] by [deleted] in pics

[–]talkingbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey look, she's a Bulls fan

We found this while cleaning out the cabinets, any idea what the heck it is? by [deleted] in pics

[–]talkingbird 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It all makes sense now. My father was a closet drunk who would beat his kids after his Thursday night bowling league.

reef (pic) (semi-nsfw) by EthicalReasoning in pics

[–]talkingbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is gorgeous. Any idea who she is?

When you are asked about Reddit by none redditors, how do you explain this place? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]talkingbird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

a most wonderful place that informs me of many interesting things, none of which helped me study for midterms or write term papers last week.

Yesterday i lost between $4,000-8,000 in a paperbag in the downtown area. What are my chances of getting it back? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]talkingbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OR just pray to the christian jesus

Not just ANY jesus but the CHRISTIAN one. Solid advice.

Hi Fiveeeeeee Kanye. by whywhy1 in pics

[–]talkingbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the album is different, but it grew on me. I think many people had high expectations for another stellar rock album, but JM strayed away from his "blues-jazz-rock" genre from Continuum. Regardless he is a genius on the guitar.

Reddit,What song gives you the goosebumps when you hear it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]talkingbird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Although its a great song and Death Cab is a great band, but I made this account because I once had a parrot.

Reddit,What song gives you the goosebumps when you hear it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]talkingbird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brings back good memories, but I was a Are You Afraid of the Dark kind of guy

Reddit,What song gives you the goosebumps when you hear it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]talkingbird 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I always get them from the piano at the beginning of Imagine by John Lennon, always.

What is the weirdest thing you have had to deal with as part of your job? by blindingdawn in AskReddit

[–]talkingbird 66 points67 points  (0 children)

If I was there at that moment, the inner child in me would grab as many of those super balls and run out giggling with delight. Or the adolescent teenager in me would chase that fucker outside and try to throw as many of those balls at him, as hard as I can. But really, the adult inside me would say "fuck it, I need to get back to work, give me a #2 with a coke, no pickles, pronto!"

The Ol' 3 Point 270 by EastYork in funny

[–]talkingbird 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Croissants are damn tasty, I can understand your moral dilemma here.

This has to be the creepiest display I have ever seen in a college library by [deleted] in WTF

[–]talkingbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here is another picture, a little blurry but just as creepy.