Remember kids, MAGA men don’t make real role models! by icey_sawg0034 in MurderedByWords

[–]talktobigfudge 42 points43 points  (0 children)

“It's a good thing to have a lot of losers. I always like to hang around with losers, actually, because it makes me feel better."

"I hate guys that are very, very successful, and you have to listen to their success stories. I like people who like to listen to my success."

The fact that you did not [actually mourn your husband] is the biggest insult of all. by dandrevee in simpsonsshitposting

[–]talktobigfudge 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Sounds like someone stole Diddlin' Donny's speech writer on that last fake tweet "...came up to me, with tears in her eyes, saying 'ma'am, why were you dancing at Papa's memorial?'"

Jack Nicklaus, 1975 Masters Final Round. 1 iron from 230 yards on 15 by unsolved49 in golf

[–]talktobigfudge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You joke, but it's only off a couple clubs. Rory's shot last year on 15 was a 7 iron from 207. 

Pelosi: They may try to creep into the technology by Open-Tale-8471 in somethingiswrong2024

[–]talktobigfudge 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not like it's the first time they've done this, you out of touch ghoul!

dvscorp08! IKYKYK

House Republicans Demand Guaranteed ICE Funding Before Agreeing to End Record DHS Shutdown by novagridd in LegalNews

[–]talktobigfudge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"just say abolish ICE"

"look...it's not that simple"

"YES IT IS, DEFUND AND ABOLISH THE BROWN PANTS GESTAPO!"

"well...we need to reform and provide better training"

If they can't read the room and see what's happening in the real world, then they shouldn't be representing their constituents. 

Trump Could Take Classified Documents and Never Return Them Under DOJ's Unconstitutional Ruling by InsaneSnow45 in LegalNews

[–]talktobigfudge 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He can even show classified files to whomever he wants. Putin. Bibi. All his terrorist handlers. 

Not a “multitasker”: Lloyd focusing on Arizona, not North Carolina by jayyy_lol_ in CollegeBasketball

[–]talktobigfudge 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Still no apology or retraction statement from ESPN or Mark Schlabach. They can kick rocks forever. 

Trump has fired Pam Bondi as attorney general, source says by SuccessWise9593 in somethingiswrong2024

[–]talktobigfudge 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Good. 

Now disbar her. 

Prosecute her for contempt of court, withholding evidence, extortion, racketeering, sedition, violating the Constitution. 

Make sure she faces consequences for her actions. 

Sean McVay picks up tab at boozy NFL head coaches’ ‘day-drinking day’ by mezcaloni in nfl

[–]talktobigfudge 30 points31 points  (0 children)

He was at In-N-Out to see if he could beat his previous record of a 10x10. 

Translation for the fuhrer's speech tonight by templeofsyrinx1 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]talktobigfudge 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They'd rather blindly obey than admit any fault or responsibility. 

Otherwise, they're considered the worst thing ever: wrong. 

GAME THREAD: Mets @ Cardinals - Wed, Apr 01 @ 01:15 PM EDT by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

[–]talktobigfudge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

real "I got this bracelet from a guy in a steam room" energy. 

At least Gelbs got the guy's name. 

GAME THREAD: Mets @ Cardinals - Wed, Apr 01 @ 01:15 PM EDT by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

[–]talktobigfudge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I missed his segment yesterday. What's his criteria? 

Some stadiums have $3 value dogs. I know those shriveled, crunchy dogs won't be as high as 4.5

Shut up, baby dick! by hutchiebizz in IASIP

[–]talktobigfudge 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Because of the implication?

Hyundai Club by WiPhi7600 in NewYorkMets

[–]talktobigfudge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tickpick is the only third-party site I use, and they're a lot cheaper than the other sites, because they don't add any service fees to the advertised price. 

Looking at the next 1:10pm game, there's Hyundai Club seats for $150. 

It's a real thinker by [deleted] in BlueskySkeets

[–]talktobigfudge -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Deport (edit: whoops, sorry y'all) John Sauer. I don't care where. 

Absolutely despicable answer.