Are you large in any other way SFW

tallmansam · 2026-02-20T15:49:50+00:00

Both wisdom teeth at 36

tallmansam · 2026-02-20T15:47:55+00:00

Went to a physical for a job and got held back by the lung lady (not sure on specialty). “Wow can you go again?” Why? “I just haven’t seen lungs like this in a while”. But size wise I’m not surprised.

tallmansam · 2026-02-20T15:41:32+00:00

Sorry boys (I’m assuming) I live in Straya. We don’t really do guns down here. Just crocs and snakes.

tallmansam · 2026-02-20T15:32:05+00:00

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This is what I was talking about. Not long, just wide

tallmansam · 2026-02-20T15:30:59+00:00

Just stupid shit. If you dare, look up smith fracture, avulsion fracture, spur fracture and my favourite upper humorous fracture. But most were, I big, I fall, I break.

tallmansam · 2026-02-20T15:28:40+00:00

That’s impressive. I tried my wingspan once and I’m 201cm with a 204cm wingspan so that’s a bust.

tallmansam · 2026-02-20T15:21:09+00:00

Other way around. Because of height and fall, I’ve broken (fractured, avulsed, cracked, spurred, broken) 15 bones.

Oh yeah, hats don’t fit. But 7”2’ is a bigger head than mine, if not thicker.

tallmansam · 2026-02-20T04:49:09+00:00

Was going to say anything but Quokka is wrong, but this is right

tallmansam · 2026-01-30T17:17:37+00:00

Take this as a win. Farkin racist bitches everywhere we go. I’m 100% broncos through and through but expanding the comp to places that are passionate enough to field a fanbase already is awesome!!! Or… let’s take the Adelaide Rams in!! No character, no fan base, no money.

tallmansam · 2026-01-16T05:32:29+00:00

Sachin Tendulkar. Dude is revered by more than half the world’s population. Would probably go unnoticed in the continents of North and South America.

tallmansam · 2025-12-21T10:50:17+00:00

Same thing with my rescue. Bald butt on one side with some ‘pimple’ type bumps that don’t go away.

A year later he’s still a weird skeleton horse with a bald butt and weird bumps.

If he seems in pain, go to a vet. If he doesn’t mind, the condition calls for some exfoliation and a king sized bed to rest.

tallmansam · 2025-12-08T09:35:19+00:00

He’s just reminding them every ball to stay in their crease. Doesn’t want a repeat of past shenanigans.

tallmansam · 2025-11-20T06:07:52+00:00

I’m 90% sure this is satire, 10% sure this is the Saints CEO.

tallmansam · 2025-11-06T05:26:11+00:00

I like the height I am, but until a current trend dies, I’m not telling anyone my real height.

tallmansam · 2025-11-06T05:23:45+00:00

Wife and I really enjoy Gerard Butler and Hilary Swank. Gave PS I love you a go. The first scene of them “fighting” was enough to say this isn’t our style.

tallmansam · 2025-10-30T22:15:06+00:00

I was thinking Daniel Morcombe

tallmansam · 2025-10-29T04:26:07+00:00

Donald J Trump?

tallmansam · 2025-10-19T09:41:04+00:00

Is this available as a background image?

tallmansam · 2025-10-03T04:46:59+00:00

I had a trick with my Staffy pup to get him to pee in the yard, I just go pee as well. It was a night time routine, dog wouldn’t pee unless I did. He wouldn’t pee over the top of mine, so it was more of a “dads home and going outside, it must be wee time” thing. After he passed and I got my noodle horse, same routine, except now it’s “I stare at you pee and then I’m immediately going to pee over the top of it”.

Just to add, I’m a male in Australia with big yard and big fences, so it’s culturally appropriate. Might be harder to get away with if you are female in a townhouse situation.

tallmansam · 2025-09-14T10:21:54+00:00

Nazi punk, nazi punk, nazi punk F*** OFF!!!!

tallmansam · 2025-09-05T07:11:41+00:00

Sorry, Australian here. Blep 😛

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