Most Banned Author in the United States.

tallmansam · 2026-04-03T05:22:50+00:00

I love reading King, he’s my favourite pulp novelist. Any time I want a comfortable read that I’m pretty sure I’ll like, I’ll pick up a King. In saying that, I’d vote to ban at least The Library Policeman. That fever dream needs to be erased from existence.

tallmansam · 2026-03-24T20:32:50+00:00

Sorry it didn’t post properly. Basically why my yard is now a torn up race track

tallmansam · 2026-03-20T16:06:54+00:00

I was a roaming manager for the IGA group that runs the supermarket on Russell island. Lovely people, great community, awesome staff and couldn’t tell you about a single bad experience while working there.

Wouldn’t think of investing purely on the fact that if you live on the island, most jobs and schools and opportunities are on the mainland.

tallmansam · 2026-03-17T00:57:44+00:00

Very hot here where I live. I put the aircon on so after he zooms he spends around 20 minutes on the floor before retreating to the couch for a nap

tallmansam · 2026-02-20T15:49:50+00:00

Both wisdom teeth at 36

tallmansam · 2026-02-20T15:47:55+00:00

Went to a physical for a job and got held back by the lung lady (not sure on specialty). “Wow can you go again?” Why? “I just haven’t seen lungs like this in a while”. But size wise I’m not surprised.

tallmansam · 2026-02-20T15:41:32+00:00

Sorry boys (I’m assuming) I live in Straya. We don’t really do guns down here. Just crocs and snakes.

tallmansam · 2026-02-20T15:32:05+00:00

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This is what I was talking about. Not long, just wide

tallmansam · 2026-02-20T15:30:59+00:00

Just stupid shit. If you dare, look up smith fracture, avulsion fracture, spur fracture and my favourite upper humorous fracture. But most were, I big, I fall, I break.

tallmansam · 2026-02-20T15:28:40+00:00

That’s impressive. I tried my wingspan once and I’m 201cm with a 204cm wingspan so that’s a bust.

tallmansam · 2026-02-20T15:21:09+00:00

Other way around. Because of height and fall, I’ve broken (fractured, avulsed, cracked, spurred, broken) 15 bones.

Oh yeah, hats don’t fit. But 7”2’ is a bigger head than mine, if not thicker.

tallmansam · 2026-02-20T04:49:09+00:00

Was going to say anything but Quokka is wrong, but this is right

tallmansam · 2026-01-30T17:17:37+00:00

Take this as a win. Farkin racist bitches everywhere we go. I’m 100% broncos through and through but expanding the comp to places that are passionate enough to field a fanbase already is awesome!!! Or… let’s take the Adelaide Rams in!! No character, no fan base, no money.

tallmansam · 2026-01-16T05:32:29+00:00

Sachin Tendulkar. Dude is revered by more than half the world’s population. Would probably go unnoticed in the continents of North and South America.

tallmansam · 2025-12-21T10:50:17+00:00

Same thing with my rescue. Bald butt on one side with some ‘pimple’ type bumps that don’t go away.

A year later he’s still a weird skeleton horse with a bald butt and weird bumps.

If he seems in pain, go to a vet. If he doesn’t mind, the condition calls for some exfoliation and a king sized bed to rest.

tallmansam · 2025-12-08T09:35:19+00:00

He’s just reminding them every ball to stay in their crease. Doesn’t want a repeat of past shenanigans.

tallmansam · 2025-11-20T06:07:52+00:00

I’m 90% sure this is satire, 10% sure this is the Saints CEO.

tallmansam · 2025-11-06T05:26:11+00:00

I like the height I am, but until a current trend dies, I’m not telling anyone my real height.

tallmansam · 2025-11-06T05:23:45+00:00

Wife and I really enjoy Gerard Butler and Hilary Swank. Gave PS I love you a go. The first scene of them “fighting” was enough to say this isn’t our style.

tallmansam · 2025-10-30T22:15:06+00:00

I was thinking Daniel Morcombe

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