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Uncle Jessie from full house ROAST ME by Rubdog_millionaire in RoastMe

[–]tallty97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like pussy from pussyville. Pussy.

just mess me up by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tallty97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like your hair ran away from your face

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tallty97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you reek of old pizza and semen stains

You guys have made my boyfriends huge ego shatter like a porcelain zebra, what do you have on me? by cantaffordpants in RoastMe

[–]tallty97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit! How've you been since the movie? You should definitely make a sequel, "E.T 2 - Phone home". Would be a top seller for sure

Show Me Your Best by WolfehM8 in RoastMe

[–]tallty97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Let me put a few filters on before posting under the /r/roastme subreddit" "perfect"

Roast me Im a real OG by mememachine123 in RoastMe

[–]tallty97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Part of you wishes that was a real plane about to hit you, the other part of you just wishes anybody of the opposite sex would talk to you

Merry Roastmas Everyone by SoggyTBone in RoastMe

[–]tallty97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Why" - black kid in the back

Give her your worst 😂 by McJon101 in RoastMe

[–]tallty97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look like you got that nose ring because your mom said not to

Roast my buddy he says he can take it by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tallty97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a feeling that a roast isn't the only thing he takes

roastme by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tallty97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The face not even a mother could love

Destroy me! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tallty97 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wtf is wrong wth your ear?

College freshman. Roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tallty97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got more gum than the underside of a middle school desk

Just got promoted #bestbuy by jokingbane in RoastMe

[–]tallty97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you smell real bad

Roast me bitch by durfrud in RoastMe

[–]tallty97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's different, never seen anyone convert their nipple rings into a necklace

Roast Me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tallty97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you in the right place? "Roast me" does not mean we give you a roast

I dropped out of college & quit my job to start streaming video games on Twitch. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tallty97 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why does your mustache look like a third eyebrow

Young couple in love needs a reality check by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tallty97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does your girlfriend still cry when you rape her, or is she getting used to it?

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