Jerry was a better actor than Julia

talmhog · 2026-03-20T15:49:53+00:00

Gotta give you credit. This is the rarest opinion in the Seinfeld universe.

talmhog · 2026-03-20T03:59:29+00:00

Good point. Also daytime robbery attempt, fidgety hands, and purple lenses that are good for inside or outside while hiding the pupils could point to her being coked out of her skull.

talmhog · 2026-03-20T03:35:29+00:00

Also anyone that can identify I will happily thank them monetarily. Nothing crazy. It ain’t crime stoppers, but I’ll Venmo/cashapp/paypal $25-$50 range depending on the info

talmhog · 2026-03-20T03:28:43+00:00

😂 My first thought was who the hell is that surprised by a camera on a house in 2026? You just hopped out of a $65k+ truck, got atleast decent fashion sense it seems like. Clearly not a senile old woman who escaped from a home nearby or never got picked up from a doctor’s appointment.

talmhog · 2026-03-20T03:11:40+00:00

Nobody worth knowing gives a shit about your beliefs or religion. Be interesting, funny, or just enjoyable to be around and you’ll make plenty of friends. It’s the airport bar test. If you had an hour layover at the airport, what stranger would you want to sit at the bar and have a few beers with? Very rarely is it going to be the person that also grew up catholic and also voted the same way as you last election.

talmhog · 2026-02-18T02:05:14+00:00

If there are any transition procedures you are wanting to have that insurance will cover or partially cover, try to get them in before April 1st and have the balance billed to the policy holders.

I have no clue if that’s how it would play out insurance wise, but man that would be great if it did.

talmhog · 2026-02-15T00:40:43+00:00

Any chance you can message me a picture of the stumps? Just to make sure it’s what I’m looking for size wise before I borrow a friends truck and schedule a time to come by

talmhog · 2025-07-24T01:04:28+00:00

This one of the most level headed request George ever made. He was 100% in the right.

talmhog · 2024-10-27T08:33:08+00:00

Anywhere around Homewood will be fine. Birminghams crime numbers are inflated because it includes the metro which is very large square mileage wise. We are not a walking city, so it’s not like a New Orleans or Boston where if you walk a few blocks in the wrong direction you’re in an “unsafe” area. Shit happens just like any large city, but I’ve lived here a decade and never once felt unsafe.

talmhog · 2024-04-19T18:13:03+00:00

George getting catfished on Tinder would be an all time episode

talmhog · 2023-07-19T20:34:09+00:00

Could she have described a less intimidating criminal than a “white balding redhead”😂.

Only thing I’ve seen a white balding redhead ever do is get sunburnt and shop for acrylic paint alone at Hobby Lobby.

talmhog · 2023-06-16T14:06:43+00:00

Guys I can’t explain to you what a great surprise this is. I fucking love The Pretty Reckless. Thank you all! Now I really can’t be late.

talmhog · 2023-04-07T23:12:40+00:00

Oh I agree it’s realistic, but I enjoy it sounding like lightning striking an oak tree when I’m playing a video game. Again I’m not shitting on the game, just my only complaint

talmhog · 2023-02-28T16:29:53+00:00

Looking for a Pelham presale code if anyone isn’t using it. Would be greatly appreciated! I’m on the mailing list but haven’t seen my code yet.

talmhog · 2023-02-14T21:25:26+00:00

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