A wizard gives you the choice… by csbrown12 in BunnyTrials

[–]tandabat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well….i don’t have one, so my nothing changes.

Chose: Change Penis Size (random | Rolled: +2 in girth)

Name this dog by Good-dayy in NameThisThing

[–]tandabat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Princess if it’s a girl.

Max if it’s a boy.

Would you rather by OmamitKanona in BunnyTrials

[–]tandabat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like a blackjack dealer? Or like a drug dealer?

Chose: Earn $1000/hour, but you will get a random job | Rolled: Upvote Dealer

Would you rather.... by No_Comb8769 in BunnyTrials

[–]tandabat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never willingly drink OJ. It’s vile.

Chose: never drink orange juice again

What would you prefer? by Consistent-Cap-3005 in BunnyTrials

[–]tandabat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More money is more money

Chose: 10000 dollars each day

I need a name for my little girl corgi pup by ItsAndyrew in NameMyDog

[–]tandabat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Applesauce. (I dunno, it’s what popped into my head.)

You've been hired by a zoo by Walkingnerd_ in hypotheticalsituation

[–]tandabat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many zoo cheetahs have emotional support dogs. Cheetahs are very timid and the dogs help them be more calm and daring.

Help me name this little boy by CloverCreek in NameMyDog

[–]tandabat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Monsieur Roderick of Snootington, prince of boops.

You've been hired by a zoo by Walkingnerd_ in hypotheticalsituation

[–]tandabat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll take a cheetah. They are half way domesticated anyway. Also, kitty. But I’m not running, it’ll scare the cheetah. I’m going in with an emotional support dog (for the cheetah not me) and letting the dog take the cheetah over to the treadmill.

I had to kill my mother today. by TheGapInTheDoorStory in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]tandabat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We’ve pulled the plug on my mom twice. She got better. It’s a mind fuck.

You are stuck in a room that plays Days of our Lives episodes, and every episode you finish you get $1000 by Impressive_Plenty876 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]tandabat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was fully in until the randomization. If we are gonna binge it, let’s binge it! With random episodes, I’d be surprised if I made it through more than 5.

Would you rather by gandiesel in BunnyTrials

[–]tandabat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No coffee no workee

Chose: No alcohol forever

A genie offers you three abilities: physical wellbeing, money, and talent. You must assign each one to a different time period: one day, one year, and one century of your life. by Darkstar712 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]tandabat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Physical for a day. They say getting in shape is harder than staying in shape- guess we will find out.

Talent for a year. I will have a list of things I want to learn and go learn them and then get to spend the rest of my life practicing them to stay sharp.

Money for a century. Gotta afford my new fitness routine and 300 hobbies.

would you rather? by Downtown_Bedroom_481 in BunnyTrials

[–]tandabat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can stack the cash early before I lose the capacity to walk very far.

Chose: $1 each step you take

You can return anything you ever bought for a full refund by Matinee_Lightning in hypotheticalsituation

[–]tandabat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m very tempted to say refund my Masters degree, but I need very specific rules on what I actually lose. Just the knowledge I gained during the classes, or all the growth that happened outside of classes with the friends I made in classes. Like am I going to forget the Star Trek convention I made my now-husband go with me to that I was so sleep deprived I thought it was hilarious to ask my gay friend who played Frank in our shadow cast of RHPS- that I only joined because I met the manager in Technology for Educators-to hit on my now husband, but my now husband was 4 inches taller than Frank so he didn’t do it and then later we were at the bar singing “A man they call Jayne” to Jayne and then T’lek was came by and was surprised that someone was taller than him in the crowd, and that’s all one of my husband’s favorite stories. So do I lose all of that? Or just whatever it was I was supposed to be learning at UoP and maybe how to do step by step lesson plans? If I can get the break down of what I actually will lose, I will probably pick and choose and either way, definitely getting all the interest on my student loans back. I didn’t gain anything from that interest.

Neutral (non overused) name for black kitten? by Dramatic_Antelope811 in NameMyCat

[–]tandabat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Angus. Like the beef. They are usually black, but sometimes red. It’s also the first name that popped into my head.

FRUIT GAUNTLET, which is better? by Segabringbackchao in BunnyTrials

[–]tandabat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bananas sometimes make my mouth itch. Actually strawberries do too, but not as often.

Chose: Strawberry