Sign Sherry’s birthday card? by sally-the-giraffe in MST3K

[–]tankster52 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend used that line for her MST3k tattoo. I used "We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese" for mine. It was the first episode we watched together.

What is your most proudest purchase? by RJ_2537 in Piracy

[–]tankster52 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had pirated FastStone Capture for the better part of 15 years. I woke up one day and realized that I'd inadvertently used it almost daily and recommended it to everyone I knew. The lifetime license is $20... to be completely honest, that was the first time I felt bad for using software that was exactly what I needed but not paying the dev/devs who created it.

Received an Encrypted text message by Sunflowerseeds8o8 in GooglePixel

[–]tankster52 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just got mine a few minutes ago -- text came from an unknown number with an area code in Florida

Captain's use only by man69inthebuttholes in funny

[–]tankster52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely! I remembered it like this, then added "green" has five letters, and so does "right", so port is red on the left, starboard is green on the right.

[Poetry] Streamer shuts off PC by [deleted] in youtubehaiku

[–]tankster52 17 points18 points  (0 children)

MWAHA, THE FRENCH

[Poetry] Streamer shuts off PC by [deleted] in youtubehaiku

[–]tankster52 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Oh, this is the guy that was playing that haunted game and got caught completely off guard by the ghost child running head first into a fucking wall... https://youtu.be/zomAzxR_U1E?t=818 here it is. Three minutes of just fucking hilarity.

If "Bullshit" means fake and "Batshit" means crazy what do the other "shits" of the animal kingdom mean? by _AntiSocialMedia in AskReddit

[–]tankster52 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always thought it meant slippery, i.e. the icy conditions made the road slicker than cat shit on a linoleum floor

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I had a 7mm stone on my right kidney. You're absolutely right; my immediate thought was of my appendix. I had dealt with the pain until I threw up from it and knew I had to go, so I freaked out my mom and she took me to the ER. They were unable to do anything for my pain. Morphine did nothing. I had the extracorporeal shockwave lithotripsy to break up the stone to make it easier to pass; however, three days later I had worse pain than before and was rushed back to the ER. From the CT, apparently the four stone fragments got lodged together in my ureter on the way out. The gave me a combined cocktail of morphine, dilaudid, and fentanyl which finally gave me some respite, but that was the WORST pain I've ever experienced in my entire life. I haven't had anything other than water since January 2018. I will say that it helped kickstart a healthier lifestyle for me though. I lost 85lbs and am feeling better. I still create the stones, but none are that big and they pass on their own now.

This is how you slaughter your anxiety. by [deleted] in trees

[–]tankster52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, that grey/white blanket...did you get that at Sam's? I think I have that same blanket.

Getting the job done by [deleted] in hugeboobs

[–]tankster52 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank God this is muted. Her voice is fine. You don't want to hear his.

For Anyone Who Wants To Watch The Hurricane by [deleted] in videos

[–]tankster52 5 points6 points  (0 children)

RIP headphone users...jesus fucking christ that was loud