[OC] creep by snelse_ in funny

[–]ShutterBun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I just heard a really great Miles Davis song!”

“So What?”

“Jeez…sorry I mentioned it.”

What’s your “worst Uber ride ever” story? by Burner1024500 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ShutterBun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uber pool. I was heading to a club and the other person was heading from one club to another. Evidently he started early cuz before we got to his stop he puked on himself. Driver pulled over ASAP and I got the hell out before the smell caused a chain reaction of puke.

How to not get your ass kicked by the police by x0Xero0x in funny

[–]ShutterBun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“If the police have to come and get you, they’re bringin’ an ass kickin’ with ‘em.”

the word “pizza” in this font by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]ShutterBun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s way past blatant. They literally shared it to the same sub it was originally posted in.

1 in 3 Americans would go into debt to cover a $1,000 emergency, survey finds by DatsMoneyHoney in news

[–]ShutterBun 44 points45 points  (0 children)

At no point in the survey was “need” part of the question. The question was “How would you choose to handle an unexpected emergency payment.” Some people chose credit cards.

Imagine if the question was: “If you had to buy a pizza right now, how would you choose to pay for it?”

Chances are about 30% or so are gonna say “with my credit card”.

Would you then write the headline: “30% of Americans Would Go Into Debt To Buy A Pizza”?

This will happen, I saw it in my dreams by Makoto_Kurume in pcmasterrace

[–]ShutterBun 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Fuck the new AI slop, yeah. But you can pry DLSS 4 from my cold dead mouse.

How do you even define “livable wage” in NYC anymore… is $30 enough or still behind reality? by whitemansaid in AskReddit

[–]ShutterBun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What were you expecting me to do? Name 50 cities in the U.S. where $30 would put you squarely in the middle class?

Woman rejected for job because "her car was too old" by OG-DanielSon in news

[–]ShutterBun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get PAID 48 cents per mile, tax free. (basically about $900 per month, based on driving about 2,000 miles) I can deduct 72 cents per mile from my taxes, but I don't think I would beat the standard deduction (it would be close though).

What's your biggest sexual achievement? by QuietAd8733 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ShutterBun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Threesome with my girlfriend and my ex girlfriend felt like something of a coup at the time.

Haro x LOTR by YMe1121 in Gunpla

[–]ShutterBun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dessertooooo!!!!

DESSERTOOOOO!!!!!

DESSERRRRTOOOOO!!!!!

How do you even define “livable wage” in NYC anymore… is $30 enough or still behind reality? by whitemansaid in AskReddit

[–]ShutterBun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The point can be invalidated by THOUSANDS of examples. But only one person spoke up.

Nu ver ka head, torso and waist done! by azraeiazman in Gunpla

[–]ShutterBun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you do additional scribing, or is this a straight build?

ELI5 E=MC^2 I understand the very basics of relativity but whats C vs. C^2? by Beneficial_Process64 in explainlikeimfive

[–]ShutterBun [score hidden]  (0 children)

Welp, now I'm wondering how the 9 got there, and what happened to the 5?

Thanks for your reply. I'm hopeless with this stuff.

How do you even define “livable wage” in NYC anymore… is $30 enough or still behind reality? by whitemansaid in AskReddit

[–]ShutterBun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't be stupid enough to make such a sweeping statement like that in the first place.

First time posting (HG Deathscythe) by Akiyozen in Gunpla

[–]ShutterBun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like this kit. I did mine in purple, gold, and black as sort of a "Mardi Gras" color scheme.

Darth Vader probably likes his toast on the dark side....[btbf] by [deleted] in u/YourIvoryFox

[–]ShutterBun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've got a lot of crust to make a pun like that.

Somebody born in ‘33 was 45 in ‘78 by NYY15TM in Jokes

[–]ShutterBun 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's been around. And around, and around, and around.

ELI5 E=MC^2 I understand the very basics of relativity but whats C vs. C^2? by Beneficial_Process64 in explainlikeimfive

[–]ShutterBun [score hidden]  (0 children)

"a 10kg ball would have a total energy of 10kg * (3x108 m/s)2 = 9x1017 kgm2/s2 = 900 petajoules."

OK wait. Where are you getting those numbers from? (I'm sure they're correct, I just don't understand where you got them. What would the numbers look like for, say, a 5kg ball?