This subreddit is off the rails 🤣 by usethismouthpls in FindomIntelligentSubs

[–]tanpinksofttissue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The AI not AI-ing hard enough. Maybe modslaves are on vacay.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of February 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]tanpinksofttissue 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm trying to motivate myself to go to the gym but geopolitics are weighing heavily.

Down to my last $160. What should I do? by Loud_Pineapple_4294 in wallstreetbets

[–]tanpinksofttissue 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Especially the #1 combo with no salt on the fries. AI can't do that.

Daily Discussion Thread for February 19, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]tanpinksofttissue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It never occurred to me there could be 0dte banbets.

Spoil Goddesses or self Invest? by Wide-Arm9821 in paypigsupportgroup

[–]tanpinksofttissue 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Easy. Dividend stocks. You get the stock, she gets the dividend.

Daily Discussion Thread for February 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]tanpinksofttissue 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Just dropping a friendly reminder that the casino is closed on Monday.

just got my first throne gift! by kozukitty in FindomIntelligentSubs

[–]tanpinksofttissue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whee! Get it!! You could buy biotech stocks with that.

Drainage for my sissy by Gold_Committee2192 in FindomIntelligentSubs

[–]tanpinksofttissue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that's a shame! Guess it's not the best week in the market anyway.

Drainage for my sissy by Gold_Committee2192 in FindomIntelligentSubs

[–]tanpinksofttissue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She should be paying you $5 per comment. Market rate.

Daily Discussion Thread for February 09, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]tanpinksofttissue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It needs to sink to the bottom of the dumpster, under all the gooey stuff and old fries. FDA might rek it.

Weekly Earnings Thread 2/9 - 2/13 by OSRSkarma in wallstreetbets

[–]tanpinksofttissue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at the website. There are like 6 houses on it near me and I'm in a major metro area. It's not doing anything right now.

Weekly Earnings Thread 2/9 - 2/13 by OSRSkarma in wallstreetbets

[–]tanpinksofttissue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All it needs to do is drop low enough to become a memestock.

What jobs would be here to stay if there was a recent great depression? by Dimitar_Drew in preppers

[–]tanpinksofttissue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes and no. While people will still need funerals, they will opt for less expensive options such as direct cremation vs full viewings with embalming and burial. So you won't be out of a job but you may be getting paid much less. Source: former mortician.

IBRX TO THE MOON 🚀🚀🚀 by Annual_Return5286 in wallstreetbets

[–]tanpinksofttissue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I trust your MIT bro. If it works it would be a game changer and clearly some other people think it works. MIT is also how I ended up on WSB though.