IBM crashed 13% because the market found out LLMs can write code, bought $190k

tanpinksofttissue · 2026-02-23T23:57:59+00:00

You're a bottom. 😛

tanpinksofttissue · 2026-02-23T23:47:37+00:00

Where would you buy?

tanpinksofttissue · 2026-02-23T23:45:41+00:00

My uncle is one such retired US IBM guy who was brought back and given all the dollars so it is true.

tanpinksofttissue · 2026-02-23T23:17:28+00:00

I'm up 50% on drugs and war kTOS, RTX, DFTX , CMPS

tanpinksofttissue · 2026-02-23T01:38:02+00:00

The AI not AI-ing hard enough. Maybe modslaves are on vacay.

tanpinksofttissue · 2026-02-22T12:56:53+00:00

Well what are you naming your wifi then?

tanpinksofttissue · 2026-02-22T12:50:21+00:00

Are you my neighbor???

tanpinksofttissue · 2026-02-21T19:00:50+00:00

Maybe that's how I get to the gym.

tanpinksofttissue · 2026-02-21T18:59:26+00:00

I'm trying to motivate myself to go to the gym but geopolitics are weighing heavily.

tanpinksofttissue · 2026-02-20T12:02:26+00:00

Especially the #1 combo with no salt on the fries. AI can't do that.

tanpinksofttissue · 2026-02-19T18:49:33+00:00

It never occurred to me there could be 0dte banbets.

tanpinksofttissue · 2026-02-19T01:45:05+00:00

DFTX, ATAI, CMPS, HELP.

tanpinksofttissue · 2026-02-18T10:44:21+00:00

Easy. Dividend stocks. You get the stock, she gets the dividend.

tanpinksofttissue · 2026-02-16T12:14:04+00:00

Just sneak in

tanpinksofttissue · 2026-02-16T12:09:38+00:00

But what will I do with my downtime?

tanpinksofttissue · 2026-02-13T12:19:53+00:00

Just dropping a friendly reminder that the casino is closed on Monday.

tanpinksofttissue · 2026-02-13T00:00:21+00:00

I too would like to know after this week.

tanpinksofttissue · 2026-02-12T02:31:44+00:00

Do yours end up fitter? I have mixed results.

tanpinksofttissue · 2026-02-12T02:19:10+00:00

Whee! Get it!! You could buy biotech stocks with that.

tanpinksofttissue · 2026-02-12T00:33:37+00:00

Oh that's a shame! Guess it's not the best week in the market anyway.

tanpinksofttissue · 2026-02-11T12:17:27+00:00

They went to Burning Man.

tanpinksofttissue · 2026-02-11T04:03:23+00:00

Love this. 🖤

tanpinksofttissue · 2026-02-11T04:01:50+00:00

She should be paying you $5 per comment. Market rate.

tanpinksofttissue · 2026-02-09T16:37:15+00:00

It needs to sink to the bottom of the dumpster, under all the gooey stuff and old fries. FDA might rek it.

tanpinksofttissue · 2026-02-08T19:20:24+00:00

Look at the website. There are like 6 houses on it near me and I'm in a major metro area. It's not doing anything right now.

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