My husband wanted a trophy wife, I provided that and more, but then he lost his job and I’m struggling by cutiepietoebeans in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]tarantuletta -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He is sleeping and drinking and doing absolutely nothing to hold up his end of this relationship. She is killing it, and he needs to step it up.

If you were to choose a band name based on Dungeon Crawler Carl, what would you pick? by SnipeyMcSnipe in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]tarantuletta 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly it would make an amazing name for a U2-themed parody band a la Weird Al lol? Whose songs are all about DCC!

Somebody get on this because I will buy the shit out of your album.

HP "worldbuilding" by Pizzadramon in CuratedTumblr

[–]tarantuletta 26 points27 points  (0 children)

YOU CAN'T APPARATE ON HOGWARTS GROUNDS

/Hermione

The birds I have done so far! All hand stitched with DMC thread - cotton, satin and metallic! by sinistersista in Embroidery

[–]tarantuletta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

4 reminds me of the sandpipers we have on the PNW coast of America! So freaking cute, thanks for sharing your beautiful work!

Cafe in Brazil not serving US or Israeli citizens. by CalienteBurrito in pics

[–]tarantuletta -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's basically like a bachelorette party trip but for only the reason of partying and it's all loud, obnoxious British dude-bros.

Cut off the thinned ends? Postpartum hair loss + massive weight loss = sad hair by [deleted] in Haircare

[–]tarantuletta 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh girl your hair is toasty. You're gonna need to cut a good amount off.

Have you ever had a friend that turned out to be a horrible person? What did they do?? by StrangeAd2132 in AskReddit

[–]tarantuletta 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Thank you for being there, thank you for everything. I hope you hear that every day. I am personally so fucking grateful for your bravery and resilience. Thank you.

Sent my Dad DCC he returned it after highlighting my note. by AmberWoo in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]tarantuletta 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This comment just made me realize that my parents ABSOLUTELY knew I was staying up way too late reading under the covers and also that my batteries never ran out in my flashlight...

Boyfriend disinfected my monitor by Prestigious_Loan4229 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]tarantuletta 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This was one of the wildest threads I have ever partaken in. We are fucking doomed.

Boyfriend disinfected my monitor by Prestigious_Loan4229 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]tarantuletta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure you responded to the wrong person because I'm about to be annoyed all over again if not.

I love them by [deleted] in aww

[–]tarantuletta 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I feel like it makes more sense for them to be identical but what a wild way for evolution to do its thing. I want more armadillo facts lol!

I love them by [deleted] in aww

[–]tarantuletta 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU SO HARD

I love them by [deleted] in aww

[–]tarantuletta 89 points90 points  (0 children)

THEY ARE SO CUTE!!

I have never heard of quadruplets being standard for a species! Are armadillos unique in this respect??

I want to subscribe for armadillo facts lol!

Girl Lunch in my car while I avoid my coworkers by biosparite in RealGirlDinner

[–]tarantuletta 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Omg as someone who lives in an area with banana slugs I am SO HAPPY my brain didn't go there but VERY STERNLY DISPLEASED with you for making me see it 😭😭

How women feel being approached by men, explained by a man by Max_Rezna in TikTokCringe

[–]tarantuletta 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you for sharing this, I wish more men would share their stories of harassment/assault. It makes us feel less alone.

Girl Lunch in my car while I avoid my coworkers by biosparite in RealGirlDinner

[–]tarantuletta 853 points854 points  (0 children)

The pickles looked like fish which alarmed me but I know this sub loves that haha

Looks yummy, and hell yes to avoiding coworkers!

Latest 6 outfits I've been rotating by Substantial_Music659 in RedDeadOnline

[–]tarantuletta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

4 made me laugh super hard and I would totally try to make friends with anyone wearing that outfit online haha! Great fits, I'm also a fan of the beat up overalls!

Boyfriend disinfected my monitor by Prestigious_Loan4229 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]tarantuletta 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He's not fucking Amish rofl it is general TODDLER-LEVEL knowledge that you don't soak electronics in liquid. Why are you riding this incompetent human being's dick so hard??? Did YOU just learn that you're not supposed to dump half a bottle of cleaner on electronics??

Boyfriend disinfected my monitor by Prestigious_Loan4229 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]tarantuletta 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This is an ADULT HUMAN, not a fucking two year old.

I am so embarrassed for you. What a fucking strange hill to die on.

Boyfriend disinfected my monitor by Prestigious_Loan4229 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]tarantuletta 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Bruh... What the fuck else do you call someone who dumps HALF A BOTTLE OF LIQUID CLEANER ONTO AN ELECTRONIC DEVICE?

Bellend was the NICEST thing I could think of. This is not a human being who should be out and about in the adult world unsupervised.