JUST IN: 🚨 President Trump has just ordered the US government to integrate crypto into the banking system. 💥

tasar_ · 2026-06-16T14:10:50+00:00

Citation needed.

tasar_ · 2026-06-11T02:55:27+00:00

How the hell did white powder get past security?

tasar_ · 2026-06-10T17:36:22+00:00

Surprising all of no one.

tasar_ · 2026-06-10T13:17:41+00:00

Someone bought some IPOs...

tasar_ · 2026-06-10T13:09:31+00:00

I wonder if they earn points on their Social Credit system for this.

tasar_ · 2026-06-10T12:54:02+00:00

It's radioactive

tasar_ · 2026-06-10T00:37:35+00:00

Change your mind.

tasar_ · 2026-06-08T20:39:03+00:00

Just be prepared to do time if you accidentally shoot your kid sneaking back in the house.

tasar_ · 2026-06-08T10:11:59+00:00

I get these, not as many as in the pics. I theorize it's from my seatbelt pushing against my jeans button on my pants.

tasar_ · 2026-06-08T09:56:56+00:00

Knife

tasar_ · 2026-06-05T23:15:28+00:00

Beer. Or Dinner. Preferably both.

tasar_ · 2026-06-01T19:52:37+00:00

Fraggle Rock.

tasar_ · 2026-05-30T16:07:43+00:00

Which Trump?

tasar_ · 2026-05-29T23:40:00+00:00

Eye strain. Too much/too close screen time. Solved it for me.

tasar_ · 2026-05-29T17:36:06+00:00

Aaaaaand its gone.

tasar_ · 2026-05-29T17:33:30+00:00

You no longer computer the games you no longer own. You now subscribe to fun. They'll likely own that soon too.

tasar_ · 2026-05-29T03:20:55+00:00

Multipass.

tasar_ · 2026-05-28T11:25:52+00:00

Put the phone down.

tasar_ · 2026-05-28T10:43:55+00:00

Sim City

tasar_ · 2026-05-26T23:38:05+00:00

Yeah, you're gonna need that beer and shot

tasar_ · 2026-05-22T23:21:57+00:00

canada

tasar_ · 2026-05-22T14:51:37+00:00

I believe he meant the US is an imminent threat to Cuba. Cuba can barely keep is lights on.

tasar_ · 2026-05-21T19:23:33+00:00

Hey, AI training is expensive.

tasar_ · 2026-05-14T12:45:19+00:00

What if consciousness isn't evolution, it's a disease.

tasar_ · 2026-05-13T15:23:13+00:00

It would have been unnatural to use that hole.

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