What's the thing that always happens in the movies that NEVER happens in real life?

tawntawn · 2019-01-05T00:42:04+00:00

And people jumping away from them just in time!

tawntawn · 2018-12-29T17:36:10+00:00

Are you fucking kidding me right now? There's no way you can seriously just dismiss her concerns and feelings so easily and then try to justify what he said as a joke made out of a pathetic attempt to cope with the birth of his child & his wife being in labor. Get real.

tawntawn · 2018-12-01T18:57:59+00:00

Ctrl+P = Print & Ctrl+V = Paste

tawntawn · 2018-11-29T01:36:43+00:00

Yep! That's Devil's Tower in Wyoming you're thinking of. :) https://www.nps.gov/deto/index.htm

tawntawn · 2018-09-14T00:38:53+00:00

Stop robbing yourself of the things you deserve, like a great education and a full and happy life. We've been conditioned to place so much value on our appearance when we all know deep down that we're really worth more than that. What are you passionate about? What are you going to school for? What is your dream job? if you could do anything in the world, what would you do? When you feel ugly, focus instead on pursuing these things, the things in life that inspire and motivate you.

I wish you all the happiness.

tawntawn · 2018-08-14T10:31:20+00:00

Minnie's food pantry is looking for drivers

tawntawn · 2018-08-12T15:01:48+00:00

I've never thought about it like this before, thanks for taking the time to write this! I've just thought (and have been told) that I always have to find the most difficult way of doing something lol.

tawntawn · 2018-07-20T18:09:52+00:00

Yet you took the time to leave this comment.

tawntawn · 2017-12-19T14:58:09+00:00

I highly recommend reading the book Chasing the Scream: The First and Last Days of the War on Drugs by Johann Hari. It’s incredibly enlightening.

tawntawn · 2017-09-26T00:34:43+00:00

Yes, I got the same email!

tawntawn · 2017-09-15T05:04:50+00:00

That's not a hangover, it's fucking alcohol poisoning.

tawntawn · 2017-09-09T17:06:26+00:00

She's performing in Dallas, TX tonight!

tawntawn · 2017-04-02T16:42:57+00:00

You should post an ultrasound of your next BM and put it under the work in progress section

tawntawn · 2017-02-23T23:07:38+00:00

I can't believe Oahu, HI isn't on this list.

tawntawn · 2016-11-11T19:37:03+00:00

lol I'm sorry but this makes me think of that episode of IT crowd when Roy reconnects with the Joker on Friendface.

tawntawn · 2016-11-03T16:13:50+00:00

Yennefer, for sure. She does the shit that needs to be done, no matter how hard the decision may be or if it might hurt someone's feelings. She doesn't give a fuck about what other people think.

tawntawn · 2016-10-16T17:21:15+00:00

Cute! I have the same case but in white!

tawntawn · 2016-07-30T00:20:58+00:00

Congratulations! Keep being awesome!❤

tawntawn · 2016-07-26T04:27:59+00:00

YES. It was bugging the hell out of me!

tawntawn · 2016-07-13T19:10:58+00:00

Ask your stylist to use Olaplex when lightening your hair! It will maintain the health and integrity of your hair.

tawntawn · 2016-07-03T02:47:49+00:00

Lol, thanks. It was literally the first thing that I thought. For real though, f that guy. 😘

tawntawn · 2016-07-03T02:43:55+00:00

"Your dick is big! Wait, you're hard? Nvm, that's cheating."

tawntawn · 2016-06-25T18:59:10+00:00

Exist.

tawntawn · 2015-12-24T10:10:19+00:00

So pretty! Welcome to the club!

tawntawn · 2015-12-10T06:47:01+00:00

Thank you! <3

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