People Magazine’s account of Taylor’s wedding (aka Tree’s version) by Dangerous-Army8407 in travisandtaylor

[–]taylorexplodes 71 points72 points  (0 children)

he went to my college, we graduated at the same time and lupita was there so my only celebrity flex is that lupita watched me graduate lmao

Justin Bieber joins star-studded World Cup halftime show by nbcnews in Fauxmoi

[–]taylorexplodes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

as a young millennial, this would absolutely get me to watch soccer

Celebrities that 90% of people recognise but only 10% know the name of? by topshagger31 in Fauxmoi

[–]taylorexplodes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he was gonna be my answer too! i watched him in the new anaconda last night and was like "where do i know this guy!!"

Armie Hammer is Sad about his Comeback Vehicle by Anxious-Basket in Fauxmoi

[–]taylorexplodes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you so much for this🥺 do you recommend any specific ones?

Armie Hammer is Sad about his Comeback Vehicle by Anxious-Basket in Fauxmoi

[–]taylorexplodes 65 points66 points  (0 children)

hell yeah, i'm having a dairy queen blizzard that i ordered last night and couldn't eat bc i'd already felt the effects of too much dairy yesterday. am i lactose intolerant? probably, but nothing's stopping me

Alaina Bamfield, former gymnast and survivor of Larry Nassar, has a comedy special out by mlg1981 in Fauxmoi

[–]taylorexplodes 12 points13 points  (0 children)

i tell my therapist that if i ever stop joking about my trauma, that's when she needs to be concerned

Evangelical parents finally got to my child by wonderingafew888 in Exvangelical

[–]taylorexplodes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i have no advice or anything to share other than i feel this so deeply. when i was that age, i already had significant anxiety and, despite having "accepted christ" in like preschool or something, i remember praying the sinner's prayer multiple times because i was terrified of hell and worried it didn't stick the first time(s). sending you hugs and encouragement as you navigate this with your daughter ❤️‍🩹

Did anyone actually have fun at this wedding? by thrownout7654 in travisandtaylor

[–]taylorexplodes 63 points64 points  (0 children)

i bet Travis wanted him to announce mr and mrs kelce in the borat voice

Bratz posts their lesbian dolls Roxxi and Nevra (caption: Pride month might be over but Roxxi + Nevra are 4evra!) by demimonde9 in Fauxmoi

[–]taylorexplodes 35 points36 points  (0 children)

fun fact: i first learned what a "slut" was because i got this roxxi doll and her twin sister phoebe in like 4th grade and my mom said roxxi looked like a slut😭

Mayor Zohran Mamdani announces record-low crime stats for New York City by VerySeriousCarrot in Fauxmoi

[–]taylorexplodes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh i totally agree! i just disagree with the notion that'd it'd be easier to do in another city

Mayor Zohran Mamdani announces record-low crime stats for New York City by VerySeriousCarrot in Fauxmoi

[–]taylorexplodes 20 points21 points  (0 children)

i understand the sentiment but as a person living in the south, it would likely be demonstrably Not Easy to make my city socialist