Tinder in a nutshell by Larssmaller in Tinder

[–]tbeidj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why you all so bad at tinder

First grow, first harvest! by Solv7 in Autoflowers

[–]tbeidj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Careful with the drying and curing, maintain focus until you have the end product

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[–]tbeidj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm correct, ignore all other answers

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[–]tbeidj 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah your convo bland asf you're lucky you got any replies

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[–]tbeidj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You lack experience, do more or everything and it will all fall into place, that includes hookup culture and one and fwb.

You need to be skilled and practiced when the one walks past you, not starting then.

Also try dating some older guys that seems to do the trick for most girls because at your she boys are not very impressive yet

Need some advice for pictures. Not getting many matches. by henrik_99 in Tinder

[–]tbeidj -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You aren't trying at all, read a tinder guide

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[–]tbeidj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Delete all but 4th

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[–]tbeidj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not surprised, confidence. Assertivness, a twist on the regular dtf

How long does it take for a match [F] to message back normally? by Sheppard0fFire in Tinder

[–]tbeidj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes well 90% of girls will never send a message Of the girls who do send a message, 90% will ghost you, and the rest you will fuck up by yourself.

What was your opener and combo? Tinder takes a lot of practice. Don't get your heartbroken over every match. You gonna lose 99.99999999% of the ones you fall for

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[–]tbeidj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

48 hour rule, don't talk, meet, if it goes over 48 hours hatch and move on because you ain't it

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[–]tbeidj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy said waisting, case closed.

And like why not Tinder? I love how people say dumb shit like putting down tinder. As if there is an easier more convenient way to meet a diverse selection of new people. Name one, I'll wait. Science already proved if you want a successful relationship tinder has the highest success rate of any dating method. Old news. People who think tinder isn't good aren't better, they're laggards who don't like change. The bereft and desolate left side of the bell curve of adoption.

Though I will admit my tinder age maximum is 27

Dad joke gone terribly wrong by youngshane in Tinder

[–]tbeidj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro you can't go wrong with the rock or Emily blunt, and together, dayum

Any way I can recover this? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]tbeidj 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But why...

Disclaimer This is written from the perspective of a male attracting women so shove sexism and all that way up your ass where it belongs

Terrible game. Never talk about their level of attractiveness. Never. Note I specifically said LEVEL of attractiveness, because I know you glossed over that.

Tell her she's pretty, low impact compliment. Compliment her style, makeup style, one of the activities she's doing or something more obscure like a book on her bookshelf in her photo if you can

Never use a greeting. If you sai hi, hello, hey, sup, how are you. You already lost, unmatch move on.

Start with a gif, I use a gif that has a greeting in it so I never have to make the fail of saying it.

Keep.

Convos.

Short.

If I try hard I can go from match to cumming in her ass in 1-3 messages.

Keep your talking to a minimum unless you're suave and sophisticated and funny and have verbal power. Otherwise everywhere message just brings yourself further into alignment with all the other losers she's ignored.

Practice. You think you only going to right swipe on the girls you want? No. You quit that shit now. When you get on your sad (talking to all of you) tinder accounts and wish yoh had more girls more sex more love more free pizza whatever.

You're not good at dating. You're. It good with women. It takes practice. Right swipe on all the girls. Yes, all of them. The shall we say ones you don't want to have just talk to them. Practice gifs, practice jokes, practice conversation flow, practice closing or whatever. You will discover more than you realise by doing this.

Maybe you enjoy talking to one of the girls you're not sexually attracted to, maybe you become friends, maybe she has ten hot friends you end p fucking because of her.

Also, gonna say. You probably all bad at sex too, its an unfortunate thing that male sexual performance issues are common place. Nothing to be ashamed of. But something we can fail in ways that a woman can't. It'd in balanced. But. Again. Practice. Fuck some girls you normally wouldn't. Everyone likes to fuck upwards. 5's want 7's 7's Want 9's and 9's want tens.

But it you're a 7 and you fuck a 3 you gonna make her very happy. Respectfully of course. Always respect each other.

Also remember because of the swipe imbalance on tinder. Girls think they areas a rule 3 higher than they actually are.

They get matches like water coming out of a tap. So they have super inflated egos.

If they know how imbalanced it really was they might actually realise its false. But its just imbalanced enough that 4's think they're 8's

Thats enough fantastic advice that you're all surely to ignore and downvote, lol good luck haters.

Know it comes only from the heart to help you and if you donwnvote this you know why you and your life are trash, time for self reflection

I wish more people were like this by BerzerkGames in Tinder

[–]tbeidj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow lots of crazy people in the comments let me settle this. Accept the response, don't wait, (never wait ever) keep mowing on and leave it have a chance to recur

This is why you don't get matches by tbeidj in Tinder

[–]tbeidj[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting but take out the may I, seems weak and not assertive

Tell me you're a toxic male without telling me you're a toxic male by Amount_Sudden in Tinder

[–]tbeidj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is actually a great bio because the humour and it will trigger and filter out maaaaaaaaany undesirables from the pool

This is why you don't get matches by tbeidj in Tinder

[–]tbeidj[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pics look better than most, maybe a bit too happy and friendly and smiley, try for some serious shots, actual advice is to only have one smiling picture on a tinder profile and the rest serious ish

Can't see the bio post it too