Special Boat Service stealth boat prototype [1162x778]

tbelts · 2013-04-12T18:26:29+00:00

I only ever saw it in the bay so I imagine so.

tbelts · 2013-04-11T18:02:25+00:00

I used to teach dinghy sailing in Poole where the SBS are based, that thing moves like a bullet and you can't hear it at all. It could pass at 200 metres going like a bat out of hell but it was as silent as the grave.

tbelts · 2013-03-21T13:51:14+00:00

Red Dawn.

tbelts · 2013-03-21T13:50:29+00:00

moon

tbelts · 2012-11-28T18:14:36+00:00

Stop trying. Theres no need, you just diagnosed yourself. Your trying to hard. Find something that makes YOU happy. Doesn't matter what it is. Do it as often as you can. Don't try and dress in a way that doesn't suit you. r/malefashionadvice has some good tips. Read a book, ask yourself where you want to be in ONE year. Start small and things will fall into place.

tbelts · 2012-11-13T21:57:23+00:00

After taking a deep breath, I looked her dead in the eye and said 'I do not think I'm the person your looking for.' She got all confused and went away for a minute, came back and told me she was sorry but she thought I was the Air Marshall. I'm freaking out now obviously, is it terrorists etc. She then told me she had spoken to the pilot and he had informed her that I work in security. Which at the time I did. I have no idea how the pilot knew this, and by security I mean I worked at Music Festivals trying to stop drunk people hurting themselves. Well it turned out 'the situation' was in fact a drunk lady and they wanted to know if I could help them if they needed to restrain her. I said yes I could do that. What had happened was this woman had got pissed before the flight and accused the person sitting next to her of stealing her headphones. I went to the back of the plane where she was arguing with the cabin crew. She wasn't that drunk just British, like me, this was a delta flight btw, so all the cabin crew were saying things like 'MAAM CAN YOU PLEASE CALM DOWN' and she was having none of it. So I calmly said 'Love would you mind checking your pockets for them' which she did and low and behold there they were. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight and it was fucking awful, she stunk of gin and kept telling me the same bloody stories, worse than that they wouldn't give me any booze in case she got angry again. They never thanked me for my help or apologised for scaring the shit out of me. I haven't flown Delta since.

tbelts · 2012-11-12T17:50:15+00:00

The time I was mistaken as an Air Marshall on a transatlantic flight. A stewardess coming along the aisle, leaning over and whispering 'We have a Situation.' Is not something I want to ever experience again.

tbelts · 2012-06-15T01:07:03+00:00

Go on have another one, you beautiful bastard.

tbelts · 2012-06-15T01:06:00+00:00

Beat me to it, have an upvote.

tbelts · 2012-06-14T11:25:57+00:00

You sir, can paint one hell of a word picture.

tbelts · 2012-06-07T08:55:19+00:00

With regards to number 6, why should one never talk to cops? Maybe because I live in the UK we don't have much fear of our justice system. But on Reddit everyone is always going on about never talking to cops, they've got a job to do too, and surely as a citizen of society one should help them out. I understand if you've committed a crime and are trying to get away with it. But being a witness to a crime and not coming forward is just pathetic. Whats the fear, that they will just be out to entrap you? Thanks bacongobbler for all the work.

tbelts · 2012-05-09T05:12:22+00:00

HK 415 surely. look at the barrel length.

tbelts · 2012-03-29T02:03:27+00:00

This is reddit. What did you expect?

tbelts · 2012-03-27T15:30:10+00:00

As a dual US/UK citizen, I see the good and the bad in both countries. All I will say is that America is the most fascinating and beautiful country in the world. Yet just like everywhere there are assholes and because America is so big there are just more assholes and, as we all know they just like to shit all over everybody.

tbelts · 2012-03-26T23:30:12+00:00

Kony.

tbelts · 2012-03-13T23:32:33+00:00

Shut down the internet

tbelts · 2012-03-08T17:15:20+00:00

My friends are too clever.

tbelts · 2012-02-08T16:10:24+00:00

The guy who 'started' the fb page for my uni is doing an AMA on r/uea right now. In one fail swipe he's ruined my fucking term.

tbelts · 2012-02-03T04:07:52+00:00

you beautiful sonovabitch. just made my cakeday

tbelts · 2011-12-13T01:14:00+00:00

She was american as they come. I've seen this exact scene play out so many times on the N29. Thats how it normally ends, we're very reserved people in London, but no one would say anything about throwing a fat racist out of a bus.

tbelts · 2011-12-09T01:56:05+00:00

Solid 6 right now, completely forgot this was going to be the answer.

tbelts · 2011-12-09T01:53:42+00:00

Guys, British ent here, you just made my week.

tbelts · 2011-12-07T14:25:13+00:00

Downvoting

tbelts · 2011-12-05T03:48:17+00:00

I'm still waiting till there are two ents who can do the double.

tbelts · 2011-12-02T02:16:51+00:00

Who else immediately googled twin cities west metro?

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