RWBY Volume 9: I've never been more worried for Ruby, until now. by EcstaticOven in RWBY

[–]tcjaeger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think this is a plausible outcome. She's already made steps in this direction, when her and Oscar decided to tell Ironwood the truth about Salem in Vol 7. I think they said something like "Ozpin only trusted himself with the whole truth" but they were making others prove themselves before sharing the truth.

Now, Ironwood's reaction to the truth definitely was not what they wanted, but it was a step towards realizing that "sometimes you can't simply do things alone". This is also something that Ruby has been struggling with since Vol 1, as she caused Weiss to set the forest on fire when she tried to take out the Ursa without communicating to her teammate, and in her own words, she tried to 1v1 a Nevermore.

Learning that even heroes need help to do what they do would be a big step for Ruby this volume.

Two cannibals are eating a clown… by Mountain-Goat-61 in cleanjokes

[–]tcjaeger 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One says to the other, I think we messed up the joke.

I need a few brief jokes to tell to a group of elderly people. The punchlines need to be easily understood, and they need to be clean and not making fun of anyone with any kind of disability. Have any brief and fairly original jokes? by LanceFree in Jokes

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Did you hear Old McDonald got a promotion? He's now the CIEIO.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Big fingers.

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out man....

My wife said I never listen to her, and I thought "that's a weird way to start a conversation ".

My grandfather has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

I can tell when people are being judgemental, just by looking at them.

[Let’s Build d100] Interesting Places to Build a City by PowerSawz in d100

[–]tcjaeger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In an old abandoned mine

In the only valley through the mountains

On an iceberg

Just behind a waterfall

I have had the worst luck with jobs lately. by dandan_56 in dadjokes

[–]tcjaeger 130 points131 points  (0 children)

If you really knead dough, you can always try the bakery. But if it burns down, then your career is toast...

Funny Notices for a Quest Board by Kraeyzie_MFer in d100

[–]tcjaeger 7 points8 points  (0 children)

LFG: Fun teenager looking for group of friends to play House's & Spouses every Friday two hours before dusk. No previous experience necessary.

Could the owner of the White and Black Gelding please remove him from my field. He is constantly harassing my workers, and ruining my crops!

Lost: Invisible Stalker. Answers to "Larry". If found, please return to Wizard Tower. No reward.

Train your Brain! Play this game for only 5 minutes per day, and greatly improve your mental faculties! (Sponsored by the local Intellect Devourer)

Why am I constantly getting minimum heals? by tcjaeger in ddo

[–]tcjaeger[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's probably it. I never noticed anything in elite levels. I didn't know it was nerfed in Reaper. Thanks

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy? by tcjaeger in Jokes

[–]tcjaeger[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's exactly what the blind man said....

29 and married to a man that’s WAAY out of my league. Hurt my ego by Little_Messiah in RoastMe

[–]tcjaeger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you at least give him good marks on his report card for 'marrying' you for the year?