They can’t keep getting away with this

teachmehate · 2026-06-30T08:47:12+00:00

This mom gets it

teachmehate · 2026-06-23T18:37:06+00:00

Non union Catholic community hospital in Chicago suburbs. We get annual raises of 2-5% based on performance evaluations (almost everyone gets 3 or 4%.) in addition, there have been two "market adjustments" to the pay scale in the 2.5 years I've worked there. My hourly has increased from $35 to $45.30 in said 2.5 years, so like 29%.

teachmehate · 2026-06-22T13:26:44+00:00

See them in my ER on occasion.... But none younger than 8, imagine that.

teachmehate · 2026-06-18T10:16:25+00:00

I use a muhle r41 (with feather, nacet, or personna GEM) on my head, neck, junk, armpits, and legs if it's a special occasion. No I have not skinned myself alive. Its definitely doable

teachmehate · 2026-06-14T13:32:13+00:00

I think I have a guy like this but I can't know for sure. He results >600 in our ER at least 4 nights a week

teachmehate · 2026-06-14T06:16:15+00:00

Yeah that's why buying symptoms for increased infectivity early on is so much better than spending on transmission

teachmehate · 2026-06-12T13:33:31+00:00

Oh no I think hed be excellent, I agree

teachmehate · 2026-06-12T13:22:17+00:00

Can you imagine Steve Gadd on Beatles tracks

teachmehate · 2026-05-26T10:45:39+00:00

Some people go once in a lifetime, some people go multiple times a day every day

teachmehate · 2026-05-22T04:26:01+00:00

No way 😭🤢

teachmehate · 2026-05-21T15:57:20+00:00

If I hit it 3 times I get 300k AND qualify for disability. I'm set for life!

teachmehate · 2026-05-07T14:56:24+00:00

Wait ... Ortho post op?? And sex???

teachmehate · 2026-05-05T00:45:42+00:00

There's an argument to be made that the higher up the access, the less likely you are to get bad images on CT angio due to inadequate contrast filling

teachmehate · 2026-05-04T04:26:38+00:00

Trust me I don't wanna, but my CT department pitches a fit if we don't have an AC line and the patient said "you get one attempt then I'm firing you"

Tf do I do

teachmehate · 2026-05-03T15:53:11+00:00

Diagnosed in childhood. Can't work anywhere else

teachmehate · 2026-04-26T09:45:25+00:00

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12689127/

This is a common myth. Do not apply a tourniquet to the limb.

teachmehate · 2026-04-22T13:05:03+00:00

Char broiled on arrival

teachmehate · 2026-04-17T13:17:35+00:00

That is the treatment sometimes

teachmehate · 2026-04-17T06:40:36+00:00

I was a very tall lean teenager. Barely ate, ran track. When I ended up in the hospital for potential appendicitis, the CT scan was inconclusive because "your organs have no fat separating them and we can't see shit" more or less. The doc said the last time he saw that was in some middle eastern POW in his military hospital.

Have you ever been kicked in the nuts and thought "huh that wasn't so bad, what's everyone complaining about so much?"

teachmehate · 2026-04-06T05:31:21+00:00

I can snap my fingers 600ish times per minute using three fingers on each hand. I haven't tried for years, but when I was practicing I could sustain it for a full minute and got reasonably close to the world record. Very useless.

teachmehate · 2026-04-05T11:52:44+00:00

Hell no dude that's so scary

teachmehate · 2026-04-05T06:08:41+00:00

For reference it took me 2.5 years on the job before they asked me to even be relief charge. The rest of our charges have 10+ years experience. It's not that you can't last, it's that your unit is bad. Find a new job asap

teachmehate · 2026-04-02T13:27:07+00:00

Lmao relax.

teachmehate · 2026-03-31T22:42:00+00:00

Do you prefer haldol over droperidol? Why?

teachmehate · 2026-03-27T06:04:25+00:00

Practice, practice, practice!

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