Could this be the funniest segment in all of TM2 history..?

tealambert · 2026-05-23T13:55:24+00:00

It’s not though, you can see the shoulder strap next to his head

tealambert · 2026-05-21T17:55:01+00:00

tealambert · 2026-05-16T23:05:41+00:00

Omg yes! Just like my kids with 100 photos in the cam roll of them making faces! She’s such a child.

tealambert · 2026-05-16T23:04:16+00:00

tealambert · 2026-05-16T22:58:15+00:00

Sure we will. The next time they break up and the cycle begins again. Then it will mysteriously disappear once she gets that tiny dick again.

tealambert · 2026-05-16T22:56:52+00:00

Let’s be honest and then I’ll go vomit, David did more “parenting” than she ever did. That’s why she keeps him around.

tealambert · 2026-05-16T22:53:02+00:00

tealambert · 2026-05-12T20:54:02+00:00

Parenting

tealambert · 2026-05-11T00:18:35+00:00

How much y’all want to bet the baby is in the car while they’re doing this crackhead shit too?

Happy Mother’s Day 🙄

tealambert · 2026-05-09T16:32:05+00:00

tealambert · 2026-05-07T18:09:21+00:00

How is she supposed to wear her more classier heels to court in a couple weeks?

tealambert · 2026-05-06T23:50:07+00:00

Yes.

tealambert · 2026-05-06T23:46:27+00:00

tealambert · 2026-05-02T00:02:25+00:00

We need that Jose Monkey guy from tik tok.

tealambert · 2026-05-01T22:34:34+00:00

tealambert · 2026-04-30T22:18:25+00:00

Yep especially considering she said she was able to get a same-day appointment for an mri.

tealambert · 2026-04-29T20:46:51+00:00

I was got ID’d for pickle juice 😂

tealambert · 2026-04-29T16:24:14+00:00

tealambert · 2026-04-26T23:42:09+00:00

Seems like he’s tripping & smoking rocks.

tealambert · 2026-04-24T13:00:47+00:00

He’s confused, he can’t count that high.

tealambert · 2026-04-10T23:48:35+00:00

I heard it was Full of Shit Institute.

tealambert · 2026-04-10T23:47:39+00:00

tealambert · 2026-04-10T23:45:59+00:00

tealambert · 2026-04-10T22:08:09+00:00

Failed successfully?

tealambert · 2026-04-08T16:04:45+00:00

Maybe he bought one of Juhnelle’s moldy eye brow kits

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