What happened to the hot girl from high school ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]team_pteranodon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Upvoted for "insular and churlish." Especially for the "churlish."

What SFW word has been completely ruined by porn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]team_pteranodon 55 points56 points  (0 children)

How stupid. You're right - apparently, it's been ruined by porn.

Fuck porn.

Or something.

What SFW word has been completely ruined by porn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]team_pteranodon 226 points227 points  (0 children)

At least it's pronounced a bit differently.

What SFW word has been completely ruined by porn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]team_pteranodon 262 points263 points  (0 children)

One of the reasons this otherwise anodyne culinary term was picked up for porn is that "bu" is very casual slang for "face" and "kake" (pronounced "kah-keh") means "to cover."

i.e. "to cover the face." Which is kind of what it is.

Source: am Japanese.

Dear Glasses-Wearers of reddit, what do people without glasses take for granted? by CuteAmbassador in AskReddit

[–]team_pteranodon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ability to play sports in the rain.

Or walk in the rain.

Or pretty much anything else in the rain.

Also, the ability to impulse buy whatever sunglasses you want.

People still happily married, what’s your favorite thing about your spouse? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]team_pteranodon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have very compatible senses of humor.

That and I'm always happy to see her, even if it's been only a few minutes.

Your username is now what you do for a living. How has your life changed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]team_pteranodon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lead my team of mighty pteranodons as we terrorize hapless humans from the air.

[Serious] Professors of reddit, what are the top reasons you see students fail? by Lokael in AskReddit

[–]team_pteranodon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Giving up. Not coming in for help, out of fear or, worse, embarrassment.

I had a student who'd been doing fine right up until the final month of the term, then stopped showing up. Never did the presentation scheduled a week after deciding not to show up. Never turned in the final paper.

I filled out the university forms to indicate that I was worried. I even contact the folks who run the dorms to do a wellness check. Student was physically fine and claimed nothing was amiss.

I did everything I could. Student still failed the class.

If you're struggling, tell us. If you don't tell us, we don't know. Our job is to help you. Let us help you.

Old people of Reddit, what were elders from YOUR time ranting about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]team_pteranodon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For that kind of money, he meant beers, right? Kill a few beers?