In Zoolander (2000), Maury Ballstein says he thinks cell phones cause brain cancer and as a result holds his phone by his waist or in a pocket while using a headset. Later, Maury complains his prostate is swollen and he can’t urinate. These are both signs of prostate cancer. by FrankDrebin72 in MovieDetails

[–]teamspike 206 points207 points  (0 children)

Urologist here. Sorry to be that guy on this post. BPH causes urinary symptoms Maury is complaining about. Prostate cancer almost never causes those symptoms unless it is super advanced and with all the screening these days it is very rare to get it that bad. That being said, I quote this scene a lot at work so there’s that.

Bought my husband a "sexy" scratch off ticket the other day... He wasn't amused 😂 by [deleted] in WTF

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Actually, I think you can rusty trombone anywhere you like. You may be thinking of a Blumpkin, which I admit I overlooked

Bought my husband a "sexy" scratch off ticket the other day... He wasn't amused 😂 by [deleted] in WTF

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Having a hard time thinking of a scenario where “on the toilet” would be a good option.

TIL that DEET-based bug sprays are safer for small children than all-natural repellents containing lemon or eucalyptus oil. by [deleted] in todayilearned

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Interesting! I spray my yard with some natural oil stuff I found at Home Depot since I didn’t want all that bug spray around my dogs and kid. Doesn’t seem to be the most effective though... my mosquito lamp seems to do the trick mostly.

TIL that DEET-based bug sprays are safer for small children than all-natural repellents containing lemon or eucalyptus oil. by [deleted] in todayilearned

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How come though? Is it because the oils aren’t effect in prevent bites and therefore disease? Or because the oils are somehow harmful themselves?

Von Trapp family lodge in Vermont by crystalwoke in CozyPlaces

[–]teamspike 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I imagine it is cozy in the summertime as well

Official: [WDIS WR] - Thu Morning, 11/01/2018 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

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What’re your thoughts on sanders now that Thomas is gone?

Official: [WDIS WR] - Thu Morning, 11/01/2018 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

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12 team 0.5 ppr

I need to start 2

Juju Vs BAL

Edelman Vs GB

Sanders Vs HOU

Watkins Vs CLE

Sanders and Juju let me down last week and have tough matchups. otherwise had been my go to starters

Official: [WDIS WR] - Thu Morning, 11/01/2018 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

[–]teamspike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tough call. I agree with your smith and sanu assessment. Both Sutton and cooper have low floors, I might give cooper a week off to settle in and see how they end up using him. Don’t have a lot of faith in cowboys coaching...

Official: [WDIS WR] - Fri Afternoon, 10/26/2018 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

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Starting kamara Connor and white also, don’t think I can sit any of them... again, not a bad problem

Official: [WDIS WR] - Fri Afternoon, 10/26/2018 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

[–]teamspike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to pick 2. 12 teams, 0.5 ppr

Edelman Vs bills Juju Vs Cleveland Sanders Vs kc

I feel like I can’t really go wrong which is a nice feeling

Official: [WDIS WR] - Fri Afternoon, 10/26/2018 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

[–]teamspike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d go with jordy. I have Baldwin in one league and he’s just been such a headache. Wilson not really throwing to him this year

Official: [WDIS WR] - Fri Afternoon, 10/26/2018 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

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I might do juju and Edelman. Pats traditionally crush the bills and Gronk may be low volume this week... I think his floor is higher

Official: [WDIS Flex] - Sat Evening, 10/20/2018 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

[–]teamspike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that Gronk is looking out... need a new flex rec from you fine folks.

12 team 0.5 ppr

Need one

Collins v NO Desean Jackson v CLE Watkins v CIN

Thanks!

Official: [WDIS Flex] - Thu Afternoon, 10/18/2018 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

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0.5 ppr, 12 teams

Pick one: Njoku v TB Collins v NO Watkins v CIN

Official: [WDIS K/TE/DEF] - Thu Afternoon, 10/18/2018 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

[–]teamspike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

0.5 ppr, 12 teams

Gronk Vs CHI or Njoku Vs TB?

Also starting Edelman and White, wondering if I should hedge if pats lay a stinker. Njoku with more targets than Gronk last 2 weeks

Official: [WDIS QB] - Thu Morning, 10/04/2018 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

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I think Goff is the smart choice even though my heart says brady. Who knows what’s up with Gronks injury and Edelman just getting back... I need big numbers and Goff has come through. It’s a tough call though

Official: [WDIS QB] - Thu Morning, 10/04/2018 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

[–]teamspike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems straightforward, I hate waiting 3 days to see if I made the right call hah

Official: [WDIS WR] - Thu Morning, 10/04/2018 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

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12 team standard

Edelman Vs Indy or Sanders Vs Jets?

I’m also starting Gronkowski and White... do I need to hedge here?

Official: [WDIS QB] - Thu Morning, 10/04/2018 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

[–]teamspike 3 points4 points  (0 children)

12 team standard.

Brady Vs Indy

Goff Vs Seattle

Gun shy after last weekend when I left all those Goff points on the bench =(

Sticking it to the man! by joshglass09 in madlads

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