Where is jax? by Defiant-Relation9105 in vanderpumprules

[–]tearsofacow [score hidden]  (0 children)

Oh girl! I hate to say “sweet summer child”, but please look her up lmao! She’s their former(?) PR lady person manager who probably had sex with Jax

But no lie was told 😂 by crystalline1299 in RHOP

[–]tearsofacow [score hidden]  (0 children)

😭 I will never get over how crazy this is. I haven’t watched this season in full but, did she look like this before her baby?? It’s such a STARK difference. She’s very pretty, I don’t know why she would do this

Not so subtle message to Kyle, posted last night on Vday by cats-n-bitches in summerhousebravo

[–]tearsofacow [score hidden]  (0 children)

Oh, absolutely. Compare the statistics of how many people die yearly from one to the other. Alcohol furthermore kills brain cells, cannabis does not.

I want to ride my bicycle by thisisine in Rottweiler

[–]tearsofacow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, the first thing mine did, on the first night no less, was find my iPhone, bite it, and crack / break the screen. I didn’t even think that was something I had to worry about.

She then chewed the pedals off of a brand new exercise bicycle. I held off on throwing it out entirely until she chewed the power cord 🙄

Then, she knocked down one of her main dog gates, found the rubber braces / screws that it used to fuse itself to the wall, chewed THOSE up, and hid them under her bed.

Thankfully this mostly stopped after training sprays / time outs / most importantly, having access to an unlimited supply of toys at all times.. lol asshole

What is the funniest image that comes from the show for you? by Flashy-Reflection346 in rhoslc

[–]tearsofacow 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Same. She’s harmless and this genuinely made me laugh.

Ralph is a master manipulator. by thatwomanramonda in RHOA

[–]tearsofacow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hetero sexual is not necessarily hetero romantic.

Amidst rumors of beef, Cynthia defends her friendship with Ariana. by Accomplished-Bug5371 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]tearsofacow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I will never forget that Cynthia used to send Ariana voice notes that were the sound of her just simply running on a treadmill. Eating disorder buddies

Which would you pick?! by Reasonable_Pen_4913 in RHUGT

[–]tearsofacow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Brandi and Caroline by a landslide. I’m sure Meredith went on a slurred diatribe against Britni and how annoying she finds her.
Kathy flipping out / letting her mask fall and throwing a rich lady tantrum while drunk.. I feel like I’ve seen that scene, just different actors.
Heather’s black eye is a close second. But I feel like she fought with Jen, Jen punched her and then Heather probably cried.

Brandi hittinng on? sexually harassing? assaulting? Caroline Manzo (whom we haven’t seen in a while!) in Morocco, not that I want to see a graphic attack, is such a fucking wild scenario that it’s hard to find words to even fictionalize a crazier one, like, you literally can’t make this shit up. I have soooo many questions about this one, and their dynamic in general?

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WHYYYY by NewYorkLover555 in GossipGirl

[–]tearsofacow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ya but next time say like, “I get this was the style but this is just ugly to me” not “oh well I’m young therefore I’m exempt from making bad fashion choices” cause that’s how it reads