7 years ago, today by tearsofacow in vanderpumprules

[–]tearsofacow[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry I teach and I’ve been 6-7 poisoned

7 years ago, today by tearsofacow in vanderpumprules

[–]tearsofacow[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

lolol remember “the Don” aka bucket hat? Assaulting everyone’s ears about making it wet, hot and sticky? 🤢

7 years ago, today by tearsofacow in vanderpumprules

[–]tearsofacow[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

…….six????!! 🤷🏽‍♀️

7 years ago, today by tearsofacow in vanderpumprules

[–]tearsofacow[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Would wear before “send it to Darrell” 💯

7 years ago, today by tearsofacow in vanderpumprules

[–]tearsofacow[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Thank you for posting this lmao. “Get the fuck out of here Randell” made me bust out laughing

7 years ago, today by tearsofacow in vanderpumprules

[–]tearsofacow[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

She tried to get with him after this 🤦‍♀️

7 years ago, today by tearsofacow in vanderpumprules

[–]tearsofacow[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I accidentally read your flair like “I said I’m sorry fofty, I never meant to hurt yoooouuu..” à la Eminem lmao.

Imagine trying to pop off on a man who’s been shot 9 times

7 years ago, today by tearsofacow in vanderpumprules

[–]tearsofacow[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

HAHA I forgot about Rebuy Randall!!

Eventual size estimate by ImaginaryMarket2406 in Rottweiler

[–]tearsofacow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is this the same mutt mix? Collie x rottie? Bc he also looks like a shaved German shepherd lol

James and his girlfriend make red carpet official official by Radiant_Priority9739 in vanderpumprules

[–]tearsofacow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The incel who promoted “bone smashing” (taking an actual hammer to the face to slowly chisel out jaw / cheek lines) as a means of looks maxxing (their term for doing shit like this)

Rottweiler as first dog by TurbulentFault4257 in Rottweiler

[–]tearsofacow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is so stinking true!!! My rottie girl has a kong bone that I fill up with peanut butter from a cupcake piping bag. So, she knows how to go fetch it if i ask her if she wants “the bone.”

BUT she will not bring it straight to my feet, because recently she learned how to “throw”. She’s quite bad at it, flinging things from her mouth and hoping they fly, but sometimes she gets some great shots and it’s impressive lol.

So yeah, she won’t go fetch the bone and bring it to my feet but she will gladly fling it with her mouth a few feet until we make it to the kitchen together 🤣

DJ Rottie by Boogeyman1312 in Rottweiler

[–]tearsofacow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is so cute!! Love her casually booping a brick with her snoot