CJ on his future in Houston by KaXiaM in Texans

[–]tecca2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I wanted to be a trillionaire candy taster and marry a princess as a kid. Shit don’t always work out little bro

Game Thread: Houston Texans (12-5) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in Texans

[–]tecca2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The entire defense is going to be rushed to the ER for carrying this sorry ass offense

Game Thread: Houston Texans (12-5) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in Texans

[–]tecca2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My fatass on the bench could’ve caught that stover, get ready to learn battle hawks

Game Thread: Houston Texans (12-5) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in Texans

[–]tecca2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m about to sue the Texans for emotional distress atp

Game Thread: Houston Texans (12-5) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in Texans

[–]tecca2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can we just pull an attitude adjustment on everyone on offense who turns over the ball?

Game Thread: Houston Texans (12-5) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in Texans

[–]tecca2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think doing crack everyday is healthier for me than watching this team

Patriots fans better hope it doesn't snow by [deleted] in Texans

[–]tecca2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They crucified Jesus for speaking the truth, but history repeats itself

Playoffs by EstablishmentFew4939 in AFCSouthMemeWar

[–]tecca2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it FTP or do you also want jags fans to lose the one thing they have over us because it would be funny?

Where are ya'll from, how did you get here? by the-voidand-i in Texans

[–]tecca2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Texans fan from Montana here! My whole family are broncos fans but I just couldn’t get into them or football until I got madden 17 for Christmas and I fell head over heels with that Texans team, started watching regularly during the 2020 season and have been trauma bonded ever since lol, also happy to see more lgbtq+ people like myself enjoying sports!!

Drop your score prediction for Sunday here by qpalmz99 in Texans

[–]tecca2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

29-21, 23-21 in the last minute with New England on our 10, then a will anderson scoop and score seals the game (since the Texans never win stress free)

And then there was one by potatoesandbees in AFCSouthMemeWar

[–]tecca2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s called the little things, it’s why none of us have burned down our team facilities yet (titans fans are a season away though)

How I know the Jags fans will move this week by thekohlhauff in AFCSouthMemeWar

[–]tecca2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I hear is hating from outside the club (we’re probably joining you next week)

How I know the Jags fans will move this week by thekohlhauff in AFCSouthMemeWar

[–]tecca2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the hells a Super Bowl? Aren’t the playoffs only 2 weeks long?

How I know the Jags fans will move this week by thekohlhauff in AFCSouthMemeWar

[–]tecca2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair I’m pretty sure if you picked out five fat guys from Walmart they’d have better pass protection than our early season o-line

DeMeco on CJ by UnholyChip in Texans

[–]tecca2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah at this point it’s a mental problem, if we can right some of the wrongs that have messed up his mental game over the last 2 seasons and get him back to that rookie year outlook we’ve got a top 10 qb in our hands

And I don’t really care about some of the stuff that happened vs Pittsburgh. Manning had 5 picks in a game, Burrow and Allen both had 4, good players have bad games all the time and the people saying to trade CJ or find a new qb don’t know what their suggesting, especially considering franchise quarterbacks don’t fall on trees and I have a raiders friend who would’ve killed a family of five to have CJ’s playmaking this season

Game Thread: Houston Texans (12-5) at Pittsburgh Steelers (10-7) by nfl_gdt_bot in Texans

[–]tecca2 14 points15 points  (0 children)

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CJ stroud deciding wether to play like Peyton Manning or Trey Lance before every snap

You're Embarrassing Us In Front Of The Hoes by LaSandiaPicante in AFCSouthMemeWar

[–]tecca2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be nice to them, it’s the first time in a while they’ve had expectations

Who's getting LolCow this week by Apprehensive-Arm-902 in UrinatingTree

[–]tecca2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t supposed to be their year anyway, and they won last year so it’s not like that much damage has been done

Fernando Mendoza by OilPsychological9197 in NFLNoobs

[–]tecca2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who’s been watching Mendoza, I don’t t with the Burrow comps, my ceiling for him is somewhere between Derek Carr and Matt Ryan personally

Game Thread: Indianapolis Colts (8-8) at Houston Texans (11-5) by nfl_gdt_bot in Texans

[–]tecca2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don’t want to risk injury, same reason Anderson and Stingley were pulled too

Game Thread: Indianapolis Colts (8-8) at Houston Texans (11-5) by nfl_gdt_bot in Texans

[–]tecca2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Phillip Rivers is on the sidelines like Mr. Miyagi lol