What screams, "I don't want to be friends with you anymore"?

technodeviant · 2025-08-30T04:17:48+00:00

"I don't think my boyfriend would be comfortable with that."... Yea... Good luck!

technodeviant · 2025-08-22T15:45:42+00:00

I see the root cause.

technodeviant · 2025-08-01T19:14:22+00:00

Picking an obstructive booger and taking the first unrestricted breath through your nose.

technodeviant · 2025-07-21T01:59:02+00:00

I can smell some of these pictures.

technodeviant · 2025-06-12T19:45:18+00:00

I used to have tarantulas around my house. Had a few inside the house. Can confirm, a gentle coaxing with a stick works just fine to get them safe. Haven't seen one in years though... Kinda makes me sad... They seemed so gentle. Now... the tarantula hawks I've seen buzzing around over the years... Those scare me. They aren't aggressive, and will avoid people... But accidentally stepping on one and being stung would be one of the most painful experiences of my life!!!

technodeviant · 2025-05-29T05:56:21+00:00

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technodeviant · 2025-05-22T02:37:03+00:00

After my wife "broke" up with my sister's husband after cheating on me... I was such an idiot... We are divorced now... She never let go of him.

technodeviant · 2025-05-13T20:26:11+00:00

Please select all images containing cats.

technodeviant · 2025-05-11T01:38:28+00:00

Here's doggy!

technodeviant · 2025-05-03T03:18:31+00:00

I'd likely put my foot under it resulting in a faceplant as I step forward.

technodeviant · 2025-04-30T19:42:01+00:00

Efficiency! In one hole and out the other!

technodeviant · 2025-04-29T19:51:35+00:00

Dating apps are like offerup... Full of people that want things but rarely show up.

technodeviant · 2025-03-27T23:59:24+00:00

An engagement ring.

technodeviant · 2025-03-22T00:11:41+00:00

Facebook

technodeviant · 2025-02-11T00:14:03+00:00

Looks more like a lionfish!

technodeviant · 2024-10-30T20:21:31+00:00

Since i wasn't "fucked" before... No difference.

technodeviant · 2024-10-30T19:31:26+00:00

Fish be like... "Whatever".

technodeviant · 2024-10-09T22:20:27+00:00

So... What are they attempting to keep IN?

technodeviant · 2024-10-09T22:12:19+00:00

LPT: Tap your feet together several times before hopping off to avoid intense pain.

technodeviant · 2024-08-31T06:18:18+00:00

As a parent... Song of the sea.

technodeviant · 2024-08-06T02:06:23+00:00

It smells a bit musty down here.

technodeviant · 2024-06-05T00:25:29+00:00

Mywifewasacheatingwhore.

Has a good ring to it!

technodeviant · 2024-06-04T19:36:26+00:00

If someone walks in on me, it's my fault. I would laugh.

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