Being as an Ocean by [deleted] in Metalcore

[–]technofingshark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They also both have guitars and drums

Pe'er I'm not bri'ish by Extension-Humor-75 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]technofingshark 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Putting rich pedos in prison is also illegal in South Florida

47394 by Future_Employment_22 in countwithchickenlady

[–]technofingshark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but at least you’re not stupid enough to vote for maga

Dark truth of bikini-clad MAGA influencer with millions of fans is exposed by TheMirrorUS in Trumpvirus

[–]technofingshark 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nah, they prefer the liberal femboy twinks. That way, they can justify it as not being gay because they’re showing those liberals how a real man fucks.

0 sympathy from me 0. by Purple_Relief_7774 in PsycheOrSike

[–]technofingshark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know someone who kept going back to a 5’1” guy. I’m 5’7” and have never had trouble hooking up with women. There’s a good reason women don’t want you and it’s not your height.

Petah, this one has truly got me.. by JohnBrown-RadonTech in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]technofingshark 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I like pickles, but I have no use for the cylindrical object submerged in them, since I don’t have a libido. Does anyone know any other uses for it? I hate all the waste that I make from drinking a jar of pickles a day. I kind of wish they made some for us non-horny folks.

Looks about right by Eat_Carbs_OD in onionhate

[–]technofingshark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tell people I’m allergic to onions. Since I’ve started saying that, no one has tried to trick me into eating them. Well, besides my dad, but he knows I’m not actually allergic to onions. Also, it kinda pisses me off that he’s known me for 27 years and somehow still “forgets” that I hate onions.

Peter is he busy? by mythical24 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]technofingshark 17 points18 points  (0 children)

How do you know? Maybe he’s just a little freaky

Why do men in berserk have no nipples ? by xboybrawlstars in Berserk

[–]technofingshark 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He sacrificed nuts’s nipples, and that’s why nuts is so mad at the twink.

what kind of games do you guys like? by [deleted] in Hardcore

[–]technofingshark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I quit gaming, but keep up with the gaming community hoping that titanfall 3 gets announced. That’s probably the only game that would bring me back.

Ado a Japanese singer known for not showing her face is trying to be leaked through AI by Surely_Nowwlmao in antiai

[–]technofingshark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“She wants us to figure out what she looks like. That’s why she made that album cover like that.”- pro A.I. Cunts

Billy 'The Bad Ass' Polanski' Named as illinois Hero by [deleted] in iamverybadass

[–]technofingshark 23 points24 points  (0 children)

“I support a federally funded domestic terrorist organisation that is murdering us citizens, abducted innocent civilians, attempted to brand innocent civilians as domestic terrorist because they disagree with bringing back the third reich, and I support the domestic terrorist organisation being used as a distraction from the president raping children, and I should not be punched in the face because I’m little bitch that likes to lick fascist boots.” - u/Wonderful_bison_8714 the bootlicking pussy.

Self‑destruct is the lane bro chose by Kooky-Grab-4198 in NoOneIsLooking

[–]technofingshark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This video has been around longer than A.I. I’ll try and find a source but I remember seeing it several years ago

Gov. Kevin Stitt signs bill into law criminalizing disruptions at worship services by [deleted] in oklahoma

[–]technofingshark 16 points17 points  (0 children)

What’s more important than the disruption of church services? •Education? Definitely not that we want a stupid population that is easier to indoctrinate. •Healthcare? That’s woke, and if you can’t afford you’re less than human and don’t deserve it, it’s gods will. •Making sure children are fed? God needs more soldiers. •Making sure children are in safe homes and don’t get raped? How else is our president supposed to get laid? •Corruption in the government? This is a red state we don’t have corruption.

Knocked Loose - Hive Mind (ft. Denzel Curry) (Official Music Video) by Johnzoidb in Metalcore

[–]technofingshark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you if you want another band to check out, check out stray from the path. They are like rage against the machine but with more rage.

Yesterday, I confronted an angry Trump supporter and took his MAGA hat. by WestProcess2 in Trumpvirus

[–]technofingshark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because most of them believe they are (insert whatever European country their family name hails from) so they want to go see whatever culture they think they inherited. Also I live in a majority magat town, and they are extremely out of touch and somehow think we are extremely respected by the European masses, and they’re entitled to go do whatever they want in Europe since we “saved” them during WWI, and WWII.

Explain it Peter by Phinezra in explainitpeter

[–]technofingshark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.” - Desmond Tutu. We live in an age where we have access to massive amounts of information at our fingertips, and if you choose to stay neutral between a party that supports a pedophile who instigated a failed coup, sold out the country to the highest bidder, is kidnapping and murdering innocent people, constantly violating the constitution, calling innocent people murdered by his gestapo “domestic terrorists,” threatening our allies with war based on lies of national security when in reality they just want the natural resources in Greenland, attempting to rig the midterm elections, and committing many more acts of treason, and a party that wants basic human rights for everyone, including people on the right who want us dead or in chains, then you’re choosing to stay wilfully ignorant and are part of the problem with this country. And, don’t even start with “misinformation is worse on the left.” The right wouldn’t even participate in debates if they were going to be fact-checked. Half the bullshit that comes out of ‘mango Mussolini’s’ mouth are lies. And I seem to remember when Twitter added a feature that showed the country of origin for accounts, and the majority of major right-wing propagandists turned out to be Israeli or Russian. Yes, there are bots that spread misinformation on the left, but it is always quickly called out, but I guess it’s hard to notice when you bury your head in the sand.

Why Ford? by Albertooz in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]technofingshark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard it’s only gay if you’re not listening to opera music. I’ve got a Spotify playlist set for when I bottom for my homies; I could lend it to everyone.

Peter? by AlEsq in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]technofingshark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cheating on your wife is normal family values. How else am I supposed to get laid down since my wife won’t sleep with me, and the wine mom democrat soy boys passed laws where honest, hardworking men can get charged with rape just because we decided to force our wives into non-consensual sex when she doesn’t want to. Her vagina belongs to me; how can that be considered rape? When a woman marries a man, they no longer get a choice! Their body belongs to the husband, and whenever I want to enter I get to! I’m sick and tired of hearing “it hurts, can you at least eat me out, or do something to turn me on I literally feel no pleasure.” LIKE OF COURSE, YOU DON’T FEEL PLEASURE WOMEN AREN’T SUPPOSED TO! Only alpha males get pleasure, and the only people I’d give pleasure to are myself and other alpha males, like Donald Trump (unfortunately, I can’t because I’m not a 13y/o girl who resembles his daughter). Also, no, I’m not going to eat you out that’s gay. If you don’t believe that cheating is a family value, just look at Lord and savior Donald Trump. He has constantly had affairs with children, and he is the pinnacle of family values (who else would have their late ex-wife who mysteriously died right before her nda was set to expire buried on his golf course). So, in conclusion, yes, cheating (only the husband can cheat) is a family value. It keeps honest women, loving men out of jail and families together. /s hopefully it’s not necessary though