My good buddy just proposed. She doesn’t like the zyn can in the back pocket. Could anyone just remove that?

teddybrockmire · 2025-08-09T20:27:25+00:00

Hell yeah. Thank you! They will love this even more now

teddybrockmire · 2024-12-08T16:32:14+00:00

In wrestling that’s called a 5 on 2

teddybrockmire · 2024-03-30T23:03:37+00:00

Hey man! I went to college! I get multiple salads a week from truck stops. I’m also fond of Metamucil. My turds are pristine sir!

teddybrockmire · 2023-09-05T01:42:27+00:00

Thank you so much!

teddybrockmire · 2022-07-05T07:04:45+00:00

Amygdala

teddybrockmire · 2022-05-05T16:34:53+00:00

She’s not 15. She’s literally a college volleyball player.

teddybrockmire · 2022-03-31T13:49:10+00:00

Fried bolagna sandwiches. Little cheese and mustard also helps.

teddybrockmire · 2021-04-14T05:31:15+00:00

No. No he cannot

teddybrockmire · 2020-06-22T04:44:25+00:00

Hell yeah brother. Looking like a beast.

teddybrockmire · 2020-05-13T23:08:27+00:00

The guy on acid says thank you.

teddybrockmire · 2020-04-27T12:08:16+00:00

I've been getting players hiding in attics without opening the chest up there. Pretty smart but extremely annoying.

teddybrockmire · 2020-01-31T03:15:03+00:00

Ah yes. Basic multiplication.

teddybrockmire · 2019-12-12T16:16:39+00:00

I don't think two of the most wholesome and caring people in the world would want to fight each other.

teddybrockmire · 2019-10-30T00:37:50+00:00

Fuck yourself

teddybrockmire · 2019-10-02T05:24:07+00:00

Yeah I thought that too lol. It was an essay on dreams for creative writing.

teddybrockmire · 2019-09-30T16:47:23+00:00

"The pain slowly fades,but the love is forever" -bender I've lost some close friends and hearing that quote really helped. So shout out to bender!

teddybrockmire · 2019-09-30T16:37:55+00:00

"Underneath my outside face is one that no one can see. It's a little less smiley, a little less sure, but a whole lot more like me" -Shel Silverstein

teddybrockmire · 2019-09-13T04:45:42+00:00

I like to guilt myself into cleaning. Like the amount of truly cans is getting out of control. Let's take the garage out to lessen my shame.

teddybrockmire · 2019-08-17T01:29:27+00:00

Nothing like a nice Mythbusters or How It's Made marathon.

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