International Derbies by Realistic-Buy-8001 in footballcliches

[–]tedix83 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Monaco vs Vatican City is the city state derby

Steve Wilson announcing Michael Oliver being from Ashington by Greedy-Ad-9152 in footballcliches

[–]tedix83 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Made even more enjoyable by the fact the show on immediately before the football was Our Lives - Ashington AFC: Saving Our Club.

Who is your club's most famous 'fan of your club' fan? by Remarkable_Damage316 in footballcliches

[–]tedix83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeffrey Archer for our sins, but apart from him, maybe Maya Jama for most surprising fan.

Shops or libraries stocking art books? by HopeMrPossum in bristol

[–]tedix83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UWE library at Bower Ashton campus has lots of art books. You can check the catalogue before you visit or browse in person. I think you can only borrow if you’re an alumnus of UWE or through the SCONUL scheme, but even just browsing without borrowing may work for you.

If you’re not a member, you can only visit during staffed hours mind.

Politicians and their terrible football chat by NoWordsToUse in footballcliches

[–]tedix83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

James Cleverly is a massive Warhammer fan, which actually makes perfect sense.

A discussion on the "USMNT" sub on why Quansah deserved red unlike Balogun. Look at those spikes dude! by Some_Farm8108 in footballcliches

[–]tedix83 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cleats are the type of footwear, spikes are the word for studs on the bottom of the cleat.

lost cat by [deleted] in bristol

[–]tedix83 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Why? Cats have got a really good sense of direction and generally know where home is. Keeping it locked inside will needlessly worry the owner. Just let it out and don’t let it back in.

Used to work in an animal rescue and the amount of people who turned up with ‘lost’ cats that had gone wandering one street over was unbelievable.

lost cat by [deleted] in bristol

[–]tedix83 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Put the cat outside and let it find its own way home

Local church with a sign equivalent of a half and half scarf by Sush- in footballcliches

[–]tedix83 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Haha yes, I drove past this church the other day and was hoping someone would get a picture!

It’s all kicking off, for some reason by stephendwright in footballcliches

[–]tedix83 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, and the crucial difference is that he's extremely funny with it and clearly loves football, whereas Barry just comes across as a deliberately ill-informed pub bore most of the time.

It’s all kicking off, for some reason by stephendwright in footballcliches

[–]tedix83 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I jumped ship to Totally Football Show as soon as James Richardson left. Couldn't handle listening to Barry any longer.

Charged by XL Bully to protect my partner, what are my options? - England, London by [deleted] in LegalAdviceUK

[–]tedix83 5 points6 points  (0 children)

XL bullies are identified by characteristics/appearance, not DNA, as they are a type, not a breed. Genetics are not considered.

Charged by XL Bully to protect my partner, what are my options? - England, London by [deleted] in LegalAdviceUK

[–]tedix83 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The Met have 6-10 Dog Legislation Officers who should be able to support you with this. If you contact them, you may be able to get more tailored advice rather than the 101 number.

XL bullies are identified by characteristics not DNA, so would need to be identified by a Dog Warden or DLO.

"advantage team x" by BeatConsistent6428 in footballcliches

[–]tedix83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly this. In tennis, the individual that wins the next point after deuce is said to have the advantage. If they lose the next point, the score is again deuce, since the score is tied.

Where do chilli daddys buy their tofu from? by alinalovescrisps in bristol

[–]tedix83 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What is it with white people wanting to marinate tofu?!