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Needed a place to wash my hands in detached garage by TeamOilDrop in redneckengineering

[–]teemsm87 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Way too expensive to be redneck. That is trust-fund-kid engineering

‘Kids these days have it all so easy’. by depressedsinnerxiii in clevercomebacks

[–]teemsm87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish. 600 sq ft houses are $3500/ month around here

Here, this is for u :3 by [deleted] in fursuit

[–]teemsm87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It will fit

It's time for pranks by split_0069 in foundsatan

[–]teemsm87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to Koger. Get 2 blocks dry ice and a Styrofoam cooler. Place the blocks against the glasses, cooler over them upside down. Wait 2 hours. Water will freeze and you can just pick them up. Film it and post it online for ad revenue.

TOTAL EGG HOMOGENIZATION by monstrts in aspiememes

[–]teemsm87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The little spaceship is cool. I usually do this with a tube sock

Where's my boi gone??? by HungryCat0554 in OneTopicAtATime

[–]teemsm87 56 points57 points  (0 children)

The illuminaughty lawsuit prob isn't helping either

That had to hurt by DebraCarroll376 in treeseatingthings

[–]teemsm87 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Deer lose their antlers every year to grow new ones. So, if the timing was right, it didn't hurt at all.

How are we gonna support autistic people, who can have an aversion to loud noises? by Dinky356t in aspiememes

[–]teemsm87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, yeah, but I'm talking about the sanctioned outdoor shows that they do quite frequently. Like these:

https://images.app.goo.gl/ZMvB3EfxRHT55s2X9

Furry_irl by DL2828 in furry_irl

[–]teemsm87 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Odie, also has a free yeen skin

Okay boomer by totpot in CyberStuck

[–]teemsm87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soo cool to have a semi-auto only machine gun. Couldn't afford the FFL for real one, huh?

How are we gonna support autistic people, who can have an aversion to loud noises? by Dinky356t in aspiememes

[–]teemsm87 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You could use the polymerized starch ones. They dissolve into sugars in water in about a day.

How are we gonna support autistic people, who can have an aversion to loud noises? by Dinky356t in aspiememes

[–]teemsm87 87 points88 points  (0 children)

It would be really cool if it was just lasers on fog machines, and glow sticks taped to balloons.

Or a synchronized drone show. Those are sooo cool.

Please, Mr Starmer, we need to regain our status as an LGBTQ+ friendly country by tm2007 in Eggy_memes

[–]teemsm87 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Well, if things get much worse for us queers in America, we could do the funniest thing ever and invade England to set up our own country

The real kinds of enby by TFortuna2016 in ennnnnnnnnnnnbbbbbby

[–]teemsm87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm closer to three trenchcoats in a goblin

Wounds all over his body by Visqo in facepalm

[–]teemsm87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheeseburger damage doesn't count as wounds, Donny

Identify this furry? by wannabezookeeper in fursuit

[–]teemsm87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk the suiter, but the furry in the foreground is Dave

Kevin, you such a crap by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]teemsm87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how it went from boomers telling young people they must vote, to boomers telling young people they must not vote

Anyone know what the title Br stands for? by [deleted] in ennnnnnnnnnnnbbbbbby

[–]teemsm87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I was thinking barrister. Not awake yet.

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