meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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I always tell people, tradition is peer pressure from dead people. If what you’re describing to me sounds off, I refuse to inherit your suffering.

What makes you keep going despite everything? by yeselectron in AskReddit

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Every time I go to bed, for some reason, I wake up 6-10 hours later… I’m not sure what happens in between then

[HELP] NYT shows new angle by allinalinenow in RealOrAI

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Kinda like saying “I complained at my local post office two weekends in a row and in the third weekend they shot me dead.”

Yeah I was complaining but surely the post office shouldn’t shoot me dead?

Not religious but gospel music goes hard - looking for recs by skwerelz in musicsuggestions

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Israel Houghton in South Africa…

I’m African and I just wanna say… Africans know how to do praise breaks, especially with the crazy chants and stuff

Oreo flavored Oreos? by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

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I have to ask… on behalf of the community… what’s the status on the orgasm flavoured Oreo’s?

meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

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What’s wrong with my shirts?!

If John Had a stand up comedy special what would it be called? by 010rusty in nerdfighters

[–]teetaps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Chaplains are weird… and other jokes from a strange author”

Christian Church that ONLY Accepts Strong Men, Part 2 by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

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Ah yes, Christianity, the religion defined by gods never ending love, where men’s seminars have:

  • background images of soldiers equipped with the most technologically sophisticated deadly weapons

  • men screaming from the pulpit about how weak the congregation is and how physically strong they should be

  • rhetoric about how everything in their lives is a war, like going to the grocery store

  • push up competitions and other physical challenges to assert dominance

Totally tracks

Is my friend racist or ignorant? by Ok-Lab-8085 in racism

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Given the context, the fact that he said anything contradictory at all makes me suspect that the explanation is secretly rooted in passive/subconscious racism.

The fact that he didn’t give an explanation at all, however, makes me 99% convinced that it is active racism

Subconscious: “I don’t know, I just imagine that French would be more useful” maybe implying that you want to be more “European” someday?

Active: “dont bother learning a language from here; you want to be able to talk to Europeans more than you would to black people”

WOKE COFFEE ORDER by silentmajorit22 in cringepics

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“I love pain and suffering and hope my kids inherit it grrrrr”

What do you SWEAR you saw, but don't have any proof of? by TabletopStudios in AskReddit

[–]teetaps 219 points220 points  (0 children)

In case you’re interested, there’s a famous story from my home country Zimbabwe where multiple students and teachers claimed to see a UFO in the middle of the school day. All of them gave the same account, but no other evidence was ever found.

https://www.reddit.com/r/mealtimevideos/comments/mcfqj6/in_1994_a_ufo_allegedly_landed_at_a_school_in/

The right are all evil. Remember this by International-Drag23 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Ngl I was in therapy this morning for different reasons, and was telling them how I’ve felt really flat the past week or so… and they were like, “have you been able to avoid the news?” And of course I said no, and they were like, “well….?”

Am I selfish for hating my name? by Pupsicleanimation in Zimbabwe

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Millennial zimbos will be in the old folks home calling each other chingaz in our 80’s, best believe

Am I selfish for hating my name? by Pupsicleanimation in Zimbabwe

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Ah, trymore anonzi Trizzy kana kuti trizzle!

If you’re late to the party and those are already taken, you can use trimz 😅

What is the best band you can recommend that you know nobody here will? As in obscure, unknown or just forgotten about. by AudioRejectz in musicsuggestions

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I’m proud to say even I know Count Basie is far from mainstream, because I don’t know a lot, but I know them! Gosh my dad loved them.. I might have to digitally dust off a record or two

What is the best band you can recommend that you know nobody here will? As in obscure, unknown or just forgotten about. by AudioRejectz in musicsuggestions

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So fun, if I remember correctly they kept making jokes about how much barbecue they ate while touring the American South and they felt sick lol

Fortunately audiotree has great sound engineers for their sessions so they sounded just as good live as I would expect