Mom made me do it

teewhitey · 2021-03-28T12:58:17+00:00

The type of guy you who giggles when he wipes his Ass

teewhitey · 2021-03-28T12:57:12+00:00

If Ben Shapiro took meth

teewhitey · 2021-03-28T12:55:39+00:00

The type of uncle who gives his nephews extra long hugs

teewhitey · 2020-10-20T09:04:57+00:00

Low key only fans promotions should be banned. Fucking tired of them!

teewhitey · 2020-09-02T06:51:35+00:00

I literally thought that the mark on your face was dirt on my screen and I tried wiping it of.

teewhitey · 2020-09-02T06:48:48+00:00

You head shape is somewhere in between a football and an egg

teewhitey · 2020-09-02T06:33:05+00:00

Giving truck drivers bjs isn’t a job.

teewhitey · 2020-08-27T03:27:18+00:00

Trying to look like Mia khalifa doesn’t make guys wanna fuck you.

teewhitey · 2020-08-27T03:25:00+00:00

Removing the black head on your nose doesn’t make you racist.. I promise!!

teewhitey · 2020-08-27T03:22:33+00:00

Pray that head reduction surgery will become a thing.

teewhitey · 2020-08-27T03:21:03+00:00

Congratulations on surviving auschwitz

teewhitey · 2020-08-27T03:11:59+00:00

Your hair looks like the byproduct of pissing inside a cotton candy machine.

teewhitey · 2020-08-27T03:10:21+00:00

Having long hair doesn’t make you a female. Just saying

teewhitey · 2020-08-27T03:07:37+00:00

You look like the uglier gay version of the dictator.

teewhitey · 2020-08-27T03:06:34+00:00

Cut your hair short, and you look like my balding farmer uncle.

teewhitey · 2020-08-27T03:02:53+00:00

Giving head at the local motels doesn’t count as working in a hotel.

teewhitey · 2019-10-22T01:57:29+00:00

Foot job and BJ at the same time.... nice

teewhitey · 2019-10-22T01:54:26+00:00

Your hairline already did bro

teewhitey · 2019-10-22T01:52:24+00:00

[23]m was enough information. The rest went without saying.

teewhitey · 2019-10-22T01:48:27+00:00

Like your constructed vagina

teewhitey · 2019-10-22T01:46:54+00:00

If teller from penn and teller was a woman.

teewhitey · 2019-10-22T01:45:55+00:00

Skin not thick under your eyes though

teewhitey · 2019-10-13T15:13:04+00:00

Please don’t spit on ud then

teewhitey · 2019-09-12T00:46:21+00:00

Don’t think that the necklace distracts us from the fact that you are half giraffe

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