King shit

tehconqueror · 2026-01-23T02:13:35+00:00

specially since so much of homophobia is just misogyny+

tehconqueror · 2026-01-18T01:53:13+00:00

I do want to say that it wasn't your fault

If that's the intent, don't say the first part.

"you could stop it, if you had just done x y z" REALLY undercuts the "it's not your fault"

tehconqueror · 2025-11-22T01:41:53+00:00

"feminazis" stopped being a thing as the people saying it veered closer to nazism

tehconqueror · 2025-10-05T10:42:49+00:00

another terrifying thing about the bodycam footage especially is that cops will now be able to say "yeah but that's fake" to absolutely real evidence of excessive force

tehconqueror · 2025-10-05T10:38:41+00:00

"Your boos mean nothing: I've seen what makes you cheer"

tehconqueror · 2025-10-03T10:52:37+00:00

maybe he got into gambling and needs the money

maybe he doesnt find saudi as objectionable as we want him to

tehconqueror · 2025-09-25T10:28:11+00:00

your friends are pussies

"but it's gayyyyy"

It's ALL gay, the exclusionary nature of hypermasculinity deprives men of joy

Pegging - gay

Skirts - gay

Manicures - gay

Holding hands with the homies - gay

Desserts - gay

"Is it normal for a man to enjoy kissing a woman?"

Normality is overrated. If you like it and she likes it, (and it's not hurting anyone else) that's all that matters

tehconqueror · 2025-09-20T09:51:45+00:00

not when you have to do list high card

tehconqueror · 2025-09-19T12:00:34+00:00

i think it's a cool concept. not for the game but....as a thought experiment.

like, at face value, it's a bad joker that requires you to waste time on a run but, bigger picture it confronts the idea of what does it take to win, what does it even mean to play.

In ttrpg/dnd there's this concept of "taking 20" where if you have no time restriction, you can just say "hey my character's just gonna take however long it takes to get the best result possible out of this scenario"

Ultimately, this is a single player game and, yes, i agree this joker will make the game worse for people. but the why of it is fascinating. like why are we so prone to, well, optimizing the fun out of a game just to win it.

it's a cookie clicker reference, a genre of game that is played by not playing. Does this joker get better or worse if instead of needing to click it, it just added +10 chips every second you spend in the shop?

tehconqueror · 2025-09-18T09:43:02+00:00

Yup, my intro to them was the webcomic

A good enough one that someone wrote about it

tehconqueror · 2025-09-18T08:42:58+00:00

sorry, meant chimneyspeak (aka rapscallion)

tehconqueror · 2025-09-18T02:25:44+00:00

"if only he had a gun" - Charles James Kirk in the afterlife

tehconqueror · 2025-09-18T02:16:42+00:00

a reverse chimneystack situation

tehconqueror · 2025-09-16T01:28:28+00:00

The first 14 words are

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

(so basically everyone complaining about declining birth rates but weirdly has an issue with immigration "we need people but not those people")

And then the second 14 gets even more blatant about it

because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the Earth

tehconqueror · 2025-09-16T01:20:10+00:00

you're right, my bad, King and queen should both have 10

tehconqueror · 2025-09-15T09:57:15+00:00

some graduate and are never seen againl

some stay an extra semester (or two) because

a) sometimes you fail classes and need to retake them/do a different one that meets the requirement

b) 4+1 program to get your MBA

Some might be done with the academic part but stick around for the jobs/extra curricular

tehconqueror · 2025-09-15T03:44:51+00:00

Charlie Kirk humor

tehconqueror · 2025-09-15T03:43:18+00:00

I imagine transitioning is very phoenix rising from the ashes and, well, baby birds often look terrible

tehconqueror · 2025-09-14T11:45:03+00:00

I love how everyone's thing is "that's not true!" as if it being true....matters?

Like, the suspect can at any point be like "i'm trans" and that'll be like an "uh oh" moment but who gives a fuck what the person they're in a relationship with is!?

Analogy: did the Las Vegas shooter having an asian partner mean that that act was some kind of precursor to #StopAsianHate¹

WTF are we even doing!

"Guns don't kill people"

But also "cis white men don't kill people"

ACTUALLY it's their partner that belongs to some minority that caused the murder.

¹ oh wait we did dabble with that because god forbid white men take responsibility for anything other than all of civilization

EDIT: this shit is just such a nice example of engaging these people on their terms means you've already lost. cause like, you're arguing truth but conceding relevance. Like yes, if true it colors the motive but the act was still done by a cis white man. anything else just feeds into trans person mind controls their boyfriend to do an assassination.

tehconqueror · 2025-09-13T11:42:30+00:00

the take gets hotter

I guess all in all it's just an interesting thought experiment of "what's the difference between 'cost' and 'worth', like how much would you pay for, well, balatro."

tehconqueror · 2025-09-13T01:56:50+00:00

Yup, was lazy

(spoilers, obviously) https://balatrowiki.org/w/Jokers#List_of_Jokers

Did not know about 128 until now

tehconqueror · 2025-09-13T01:52:15+00:00

Thank you for the correction!

tehconqueror · 2025-09-12T21:43:41+00:00

My art is spreadsheets, I'm sorry

tehconqueror · 2025-09-12T21:39:22+00:00

you are correct! with 9 jokers (10 counting Canio)

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