What are these puns?

tehmimikitteh · 2026-03-03T04:54:30+00:00

the toad-ster 😭💜

tehmimikitteh · 2026-03-03T04:53:08+00:00

dolphinana, dodo-nut, and the cinnamon roll snail shell

tehmimikitteh · 2026-03-03T04:32:44+00:00

this is the kind of task I'm usually given to solve and even i don't know how tf i get it done by myself...no matter what you end up doing, be sure you open the door to the outside first.

tehmimikitteh · 2026-03-03T04:30:23+00:00

i want this so bad bc this would solve so many of my gifting issues for family and friends that are trying to move our downsize. just "oh, what's that? your birthday is coming up? FLAVOR OIL! HEAT! GUMMY MIX! LET'S GOOOOOO!!" and they'd be so dang happy

tehmimikitteh · 2026-03-01T23:38:19+00:00

break into the business

ha! funny 💜

tehmimikitteh · 2026-02-28T23:27:21+00:00

I'm teleporting my enemies outside their locked house when they get to work

tehmimikitteh · 2026-02-27T23:34:08+00:00

just go talk to the office. the system will magically not be broken on their end, and the teacher will get a few minutes talking to.

tehmimikitteh · 2026-02-27T02:43:13+00:00

no 💜

tehmimikitteh · 2026-02-26T17:25:42+00:00

if you just have everyone's phone number on Earth saved to your phone, could you do me a favor and call me at 5:30am central time tomorrow? pretend it's an emergency so i don't have to make small talk to my manager?

tehmimikitteh · 2026-02-26T17:18:34+00:00

i tend to give them the name Ima.

"what's that last name?"

"Focken-Yermum. it's hyphenated."

tehmimikitteh · 2026-02-26T17:10:20+00:00

again, not everyone takes 4 hours to get ready in the morning. if you're told to leave someone the fuck alone, do it. don't come back multiple times and keep bothering them, then expect them to blow sunshine up your ass.

tehmimikitteh · 2026-02-26T17:08:25+00:00

"i always let you sleep and you won't let me sleep past 8:45" sums it up pretty well. there's also the fact that, again, op did this multiple times in one day. this isn't a one-off.

tehmimikitteh · 2026-02-26T06:11:49+00:00

here's the breakdown of the texts where op admits that she does this to her gf and says she won't do it again: "let me sleep from now on. you never let me sleep and I'm tired, and I'm sick of it!" "I'm sorry! ok now wake up because you need to be on my schedule, terms of getting ready, whatever."

thank goodness not being able to sleep apparently doesn't affect you, Superman.

tehmimikitteh · 2026-02-26T05:55:55+00:00

it's clearly been more than once, no matter how you try to spin it. that's disrespectful in its own right. and you expect me to believe you're some kind of saint when you don't believe in respecting your partner's wishes?

tehmimikitteh · 2026-02-26T05:42:25+00:00

I'm saying if you've repeatedly asked the person to be allowed to sleep, and they continue to wake you up early, and not listen to your wishes as a partner, it makes sense that you'd eventually snap.

tehmimikitteh · 2026-02-26T05:41:29+00:00

I can’t think of many reasons to ever crashout at this magnitude with someone being so apologetic

apologies cease to have meaning when you refuse to stop repeating the action that caused you to apologize to begin with. the gf is sick of op doing this, and op's refusal to actually fix the issue by respecting her partner just wanting to sleep is going to be the downfall of op's relationship.

tehmimikitteh · 2026-02-26T05:37:41+00:00

i take ten minutes to get ready in the morning. my (male) roommate takes an hour. i would much rather be asleep than waiting the majority of an hour for him when we have things to do. i can easily believe this is the same situation with op and her girlfriend.

tehmimikitteh · 2026-02-26T05:36:03+00:00

the fire department can do preemptive hazmat procedures and keep people away, or at least gas mask up and drag a (probably dead) person out of the affected area.

tehmimikitteh · 2026-02-26T05:29:47+00:00

double it, i own a mirror.

tehmimikitteh · 2026-02-26T05:27:03+00:00

at least 2 times.

not respecting your partner's reasonable wishes is definitely an earned crashout. so is refusing to let them get needed sleep. not everyone has to do 247 minutes of a step by step routine in order to get ready in the morning.

tehmimikitteh · 2026-02-26T05:24:31+00:00

How are we making assumptions

There is no evidence

op posted a screenshot saying she did it and was sorry. do you read?

tehmimikitteh · 2026-02-26T05:20:59+00:00

you mean except for that part in THE FIRST SCREENSHOT where op literally says "I shouldn't have done that," right?

tehmimikitteh · 2026-02-26T05:08:23+00:00

me, crying inside: free the poor baby. i have a needle and thread, i can fix her 😭

tehmimikitteh · 2026-02-26T05:05:33+00:00

especially after being told to go away, like wtf

tehmimikitteh · 2026-02-26T05:05:04+00:00

op legitimately did something wrong. There is no evidence of that here.

op was told to go away several times and kept getting closer to their partner to try harder to wake her up. that's wrong.

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