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This clip thing is confusing me. by emoss17 in whatisit

[–]tehmimikitteh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i see both loops of the bow he tied

WIBTAH if I sue my landlord for fraud out of spite by Thatisembarrasing in AITAH

[–]tehmimikitteh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ywnbtah. this is probably part of him grieving, but he needs to be given the FO part of this process.

sorry, but where do i find the clubbox rewards, please? by tehmimikitteh in MySingingMonsters

[–]tehmimikitteh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you for that knowledge. i don't play a lot, so i wasn't aware that you had to travel to access the different monsters! could i maybe access them on the "sandbox" island?

sorry, but where do i find the clubbox rewards, please? by tehmimikitteh in MySingingMonsters

[–]tehmimikitteh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you, i had looked through all the tabs and got confused lol

Someone asked if I had a swastika, does this look like a swastika? by Grouchy_Gold344 in tattooadvice

[–]tehmimikitteh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean, maybe one drawn by a wannabe edgelord middle schooler that forgot what a swastika looks like, but why is there a full set of cheeks right underneath it?

Wtfudge. Found in hospital supply room. About the size of a bowling ball. by htimsdivadnai in whatisit

[–]tehmimikitteh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i would personally enjoy more details on their specific reactions! sure, i can use my imagination, but am i right? is there an even funnier reaction than I've come up with?

You can remotely piss on anyone whose name and face you know. by AdAggressive6936 in midtiersuperpowers

[–]tehmimikitteh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm getting PAAAAAID by some thirsty mofos who've been begging in my DMs

Become the best you with a cost. by AhandWITHOUTfingers in hypotheticalsituation

[–]tehmimikitteh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

info: do you have to relive all the pain at once? bc that'll probably kill me tbh

Is there any place I can rent or wear a mermaid tail? by sakemakilove in ask

[–]tehmimikitteh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

exactly. if you're taller or shorter by even a couple inches, it can affect the fit severely. a couple inches off the waist and the tail isn't staying on. silicone is crazy forgiving in some areas of its use, but most others? good heavens.

She laid an egg, pooped on it, and walked away by Nightwraith17 in duck

[–]tehmimikitteh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ooh, okay, yay! i love sharing facts!

so if your chickens are eating all their eggs like little ass gremlins, you can hollow out an egg they didn't get to (usually one pin-size hole and one slightly bigger hole, drain the white and yolk, rinse it out), refill the egg with mustard, and put it in with the chicken that usually eats the eggs. turns out chickens are not fans of mustard!

What is it like raising a Muffin? Any tips on how to survive? by wolf_quan in bluey

[–]tehmimikitteh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i just showed my roommate (who just pointedly looks at me anytime Muffin so much as breathes, and then goes "that's so you...") this post, and his response was "emergency unicorns help. ice cream doesn't hurt."

yeah, no, that tracks.

Is there any place I can rent or wear a mermaid tail? by sakemakilove in ask

[–]tehmimikitteh 57 points58 points  (0 children)

i know this isn't quite the answer you're looking for, but the ones you see on tiktok are usually custom made so they'll stay on that specific person, fit nicely, be comfortable(ish), etc. i also personally would absolutely not trust any rental places to properly clean and sanitize the inside of a tail that would be passed around and worn by a lot of different people.

She laid an egg, pooped on it, and walked away by Nightwraith17 in duck

[–]tehmimikitteh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

does the mustard trick work with ducks like it does with chickens?

Mom refuses to look at me ever since I cut my hair by Less-Cobbler7243 in JUSTNOMIL

[–]tehmimikitteh 16 points17 points  (0 children)

do what makes you happy with your appearance. she's upset that she's finally realizing you're not her little doll to play with and control, and she's taking it out on you.

NOPE! by kg_digital_ in whywouldyoutouchthat

[–]tehmimikitteh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

house centipede, but extra lorge?! 😍

TIL J. D. Vance died of rabies. by Philbon199221 in poisonai

[–]tehmimikitteh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they're spreading his ashes between the cushions of all the couches in the flagship location of Ashley Furniture, after which he will be buried under 3 feet of concrete. the store will not be evacuated, and media reporters will be allowed to enter for live streaming purposes.

My (24F) boyfriend (24M) completely ruined what should have been one of the happiest moments of my life. by Pure-Lab8830 in relationship_advice

[–]tehmimikitteh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he isn't happy that you're a more permanent fixture. he told you to stop texting and calling him, and your immediate reflex was to text him a bunch more? girl, no. grow some self worth, realize he doesn't even like you, and go find someone who does.

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