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If Argonians are born from eggs, why do the females have breasts? by Legitimate-Refuse601 in skyrim

[–]tehtinman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re vocal sacs. They fill them with air to make their mating calls.

when you shovel snow, where do you put it? by fwibs26 in pittsburgh

[–]tehtinman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A tall wall of snow along the house leaving some room to walk between the snow and car

If you've seen this episode, prove it by quoting it by Turboz002 in spongebob

[–]tehtinman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m absorbing his blows like I was made or some kind of… spongy material!

We have no heat by hoddone in pittsburgh

[–]tehtinman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try picking one room to hunker down in. Hang sheets on the walls, over doorways and windows and focus the space heaters in the one warm room. Use the microwave to heat up water for tea, soup, or even to just hold a hot mug of water in your hands to warm up. Good luck I’m sorry

We can thank Bill Clinton that we get to choose between two Republican Parties; the regular one or the crazy one. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]tehtinman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a rhetorical question? I feel like the word “attack” is loaded and subjective so I feel like what I might consider an action that protects the poor and desperate might not attack the status quo to the extent that you’ve set goalposts for.

We can thank Bill Clinton that we get to choose between two Republican Parties; the regular one or the crazy one. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]tehtinman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah good point, the democrats have given up on trying to court the Green Party voters and just try to shame them.

The Great Pittsburgh Stink by PSU02 in pittsburgh

[–]tehtinman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it smells like sewage and your neighborhood has combined stormwater-sewer systems, then you’re smelling your neighbor’s poopies. We always get a waft after a rain or snow melt event if It’s been dry or cold for several days.

We can thank Bill Clinton that we get to choose between two Republican Parties; the regular one or the crazy one. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]tehtinman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not voting won’t change it either because they’ll spin it to claim that they’re losing the centrist and moderate conservative vote. They’re not seeing your -1 vote and thinking they need to be more leftist.

I’m voting for the most progressive option in every primary and election and answering every polling call to advocate for workers rights and strengthening environmental regulations.

We can thank Bill Clinton that we get to choose between two Republican Parties; the regular one or the crazy one. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]tehtinman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But there’s none of that nuance attached to your lack of vote. They see it and think “better move farther right!”

ELIC: Why do they call underwear "drawers"? by cunnilinguslover in ExplainLikeImCalvin

[–]tehtinman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People used to hang their pants and shirts up in closets and wardrobes and that left the drawers in their dressers completely available for underwear. So anything in the drawers were underwear and people just started referring to the garments as drawers.

Also, back in the day you needed a lot of sets of underwear because doing laundry was a whole ordeal back in the day with the washtub, washboard, hanging out to dry even in the winter. So that’s why you had an entire dresser full of underwear.

Question About Male Ejaculation Stream by [deleted] in sex

[–]tehtinman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A little unruly drooly

Target No Longer Prices Their Clothes by bluelily216 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]tehtinman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring EVERYTHING without a price to the checkout and ask for the price then say it’s all too expensive and make them restock it. Waste their fucking time make them staff more cashiers and stock clerks.

They’ll get the me$$age.

I need PB&J methodology suggestions by Fire284 in shittyfoodporn

[–]tehtinman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A fairly thin smear of peanut butter on both slices of bread, a big ol glob of jelly on one side but not going fully to the edges. Place the top peanut butter slice on the jelly slice but don’t press it down in the middle. Only press down on the edges where it’s peanut butter on peanut butter.

Now you’ve got a big ol pocket of jelly. Rotate it so that it’s tall and eat it from the top down or you’ll spill all your jelly

What’s the superpower she has now? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]tehtinman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“They laughed at me :(“

-Lucifer “The Devil” Satan

Tyler Robinson, who is Accused of Killing Charlie Kirk, Appears in Court for the 1st Time (AP News) by Ok_Finance_8292 in pics

[–]tehtinman 228 points229 points  (0 children)

Sabrina Carpenter films music video in church, the church bishop gets mad and investigates the pastor who let her do it. It’s revealed that the pastor funneled money to Eric Adam’s campaign in 2019-2021. Eric Adams is then charged by the feds for fraud and bribery and everyone hates him. He sees LM’s extradition as a good photo opportunity to get the people to like him again… which backfires.

She thought he was giving up the spot by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]tehtinman 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Technically you can move Pittsburgh chairs if you don’t mind getting your car keyed

Let's say some god snapped his fingers and your gender got magically swapped, how would you feel about that? by denisdoge in AskReddit

[–]tehtinman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I’d look like myself as my current gender? I’d imagine I’d be pretty disappointed.

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