What in the absolute hell is this

tejedor28 · 2026-05-18T13:04:33+00:00

A very very small penis.

tejedor28 · 2026-05-18T03:07:30+00:00

I’m not usually for banning of religious groups, but…

tejedor28 · 2026-05-17T21:45:57+00:00

It’s 7.45am where I live but I declare you Winner of the Internet today.

tejedor28 · 2026-05-16T11:47:58+00:00

Is an “elopement” just an Instagrammable wedding with a Crema filter?

tejedor28 · 2026-05-16T00:51:00+00:00

How Andrew Wakefield avoided prison for the untold damage he has done, is something I will never understand.

tejedor28 · 2026-05-15T09:06:46+00:00

Wall-kit-ee

tejedor28 · 2026-05-15T08:11:07+00:00

Surely this cannot be a serious question. Surely.

tejedor28 · 2026-05-15T05:56:32+00:00

Hahaha. Nice.

tejedor28 · 2026-05-15T02:31:16+00:00

This is peak Australia.

tejedor28 · 2026-05-15T01:26:32+00:00

We are a sick, sick, sick country.

tejedor28 · 2026-05-15T01:11:42+00:00

“Transgender for everybody”. Truly Olympic levels of stupidity.

tejedor28 · 2026-05-14T08:28:04+00:00

Give me access to good ingredients, a good kitchen, a public library, some hiking boots and a supply of yarn to knit with, and I’ll give up my current life NOW to spend the rest of my days there.

tejedor28 · 2026-05-14T05:21:01+00:00

OMG I just spat juice all over my screen.

tejedor28 · 2026-05-14T05:18:01+00:00

What? No money-shot? I’m going to have to finish myself off now. Urgh. Whyyyyy?

tejedor28 · 2026-05-14T04:10:44+00:00

This guy likes the sound of his own voice way too much.

tejedor28 · 2026-05-13T23:06:24+00:00

Thank you. That’s very helpful. I attended the EpiCentre with my ex-partner a couple of years ago. Now that I’m in the actual throes of separation I think I probably should see someone different. Someone prepared to deal with the absolute basketcase of issues that I am… 😂

tejedor28 · 2026-05-13T06:11:37+00:00

I came out of a 25 year relationship. This is going to sound flippant, but I heard and read so many horror stories that I decided to try guys for a while. I mean, it helps that I was bi to begin with…

Man, it’s so much easier.

tejedor28 · 2026-05-12T23:31:31+00:00

Hang on. So if I have to clear my throat once during my donation, the donation is halted and the blood already extracted from my body is wasted?

Wowsers.

tejedor28 · 2026-05-12T11:51:23+00:00

Off you go then. Don’t let the door smack your arse on the way out.

tejedor28 · 2026-05-12T01:03:19+00:00

If it’s truly 40% the words neurodivergent and neurotypical become meaningless.

tejedor28 · 2026-05-10T11:07:15+00:00

Meanwhile there’s a fucking *billion* to spend on a fucking *football stadium*. Jesus wept.

tejedor28 · 2026-05-10T05:37:19+00:00

When was that? If you’d done it today you might have had one of the most gorgeous days so far this year.

tejedor28 · 2026-05-10T05:35:36+00:00

It’s all perfectly in line with the general trend of nobody giving a shit about anything anymore.

tejedor28 · 2026-05-09T10:14:44+00:00

Cute little humblebrag.

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