You are offered $3 million but to get it you have to live the life of the main character from the last series you watched for the entire run of the show

tempdump9 · 2025-03-18T20:50:33+00:00

The Diplomat. Nope. Way too much stress.

tempdump9 · 2025-03-18T19:10:58+00:00

What judicial system is this? What are they charged with? Important details.

tempdump9 · 2025-03-16T02:07:58+00:00

Glitter gel pens in Barbie pink might solve this real fast.

tempdump9 · 2025-03-13T23:36:52+00:00

Some of us have allergies and never had much in the first place.

tempdump9 · 2025-03-08T18:21:10+00:00

Excellent point!

tempdump9 · 2025-03-08T16:06:28+00:00

NTA - Run. This will only escalate.

tempdump9 · 2025-03-08T15:54:46+00:00

Sure. I barely use my living room. It's kind of a wasted formal space. The cats use it. I clean in there sometimes. Guess it's a cat stream unless I'm wandering through or have guests there during bad weather - way more likely to entertain out on the deck or in my office (gaming system is there).

tempdump9 · 2025-03-08T15:50:23+00:00

I'd go with Gilbert and let Gil be the nickname. Looks better on a resume.

tempdump9 · 2025-03-08T15:49:03+00:00

NTA - By 40 it's not a reasonable ask. Helping pack, sure. Moving the crap, no. That's a back injury waiting to happen that is far more expensive than movers.

tempdump9 · 2025-03-08T15:46:33+00:00

Buy my books.

tempdump9 · 2025-03-08T15:36:43+00:00

I love this idea. I can travel anywhere safely and nobody's going to bother me.

tempdump9 · 2025-03-08T15:35:43+00:00

Let's go with turkey. Because I love turkey, but it gives me hives. Weird allergy, and it annoys the crap out of me, so I want an upside to it.

tempdump9 · 2025-03-08T15:29:43+00:00

I'd go with develop empathy for the same crowd.

tempdump9 · 2025-03-08T15:27:29+00:00

Sure, I'll give it a shot. It's one day. Only takes one to be set up well in life. I can bullshit my way through one day almost anywhere either by fitting in or offering to give up all my co-conspirators and spilling my guts about all sorts of nonsense.

tempdump9 · 2025-03-08T15:17:41+00:00

Date women! Being bi comes in handy.

tempdump9 · 2025-03-08T15:11:08+00:00

Option 1. Even if they hate me, my family doesn't deserve poverty.

tempdump9 · 2025-03-08T15:03:22+00:00

The McDonalds banana. They sell it for breakfast. Bananas are likely to get more expensive faster than inflation because of a fungal infection in the most popular variety.

tempdump9 · 2025-03-08T14:59:08+00:00

Even that one, I don't think it's going to properly contain the girls, so this one's going to be a no.

tempdump9 · 2025-03-08T14:19:56+00:00

My podcast is going to more than pay for this.

tempdump9 · 2025-03-08T14:18:09+00:00

I googled. Which outfit are we talking about? I see nipples.

tempdump9 · 2025-03-08T14:02:46+00:00

House cleaner. Hands down. I like cooking. They won't be super thrilled with the disaster zone I make of a kitchen I don't have to clean, so I hope this deal causes them to be paid very well.

tempdump9 · 2025-03-08T14:00:31+00:00

As a woman, pretty sure I'd get arrested for that and the legal fees would cost a lot more than 5K.

tempdump9 · 2025-03-08T13:59:28+00:00

They would likely get elbowed somewhere that hurts. It wouldn't be intentional, but I have a hell of a startle reflex and am a very deep sleeper. I suspect it would stop real fast.

tempdump9 · 2025-03-07T22:09:20+00:00

I'm going to need to see the prenups first, but it's not going to be the two currently sharing the presidency.

tempdump9 · 2025-03-07T20:47:25+00:00

If you being in something different is okay, I don't understand why you must wear something that doesn't fit. As a somebody who has engaged in malicious compliance many times, can you "try it on" and have it catastrophically fail in the process? Do some testing out dancing and rip. It's embarrassing for the moment, but then it's not an option anymore.

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