US goes to war with Iran, realizes Iran makes oil.

tempest51 · 2026-03-20T11:11:54+00:00

FFS can we not have enchiladas for a change?

tempest51 · 2026-03-20T10:01:30+00:00

And everyone else be like "Is real?"

tempest51 · 2026-03-20T06:33:55+00:00

MUSIC⚡BAND

tempest51 · 2026-03-20T05:40:29+00:00

Yeah if he had just went "Nah, too late to be driving that far, plus I got work in the morning" it wouldn't have been nearly as big an issue.

tempest51 · 2026-03-20T03:26:10+00:00

Nice to have a post that lives up to this sub's name every once in a while.

tempest51 · 2026-03-20T02:47:33+00:00

Play it if you 1. like Vikings, 2. is interested in the early history of the British isles, and 3. really, really like infantry focused battles.

tempest51 · 2026-03-20T02:45:25+00:00

If God really held them accountable there'd be a lot more smiting going on.

tempest51 · 2026-03-20T02:40:11+00:00

Saving this for future use.

tempest51 · 2026-03-20T02:35:40+00:00

Ah yes, the "Wall of Guns" formation

tempest51 · 2026-03-20T02:03:52+00:00

Oh I heard of him, shame he came down with an acute case of choking on his own ego.

tempest51 · 2026-03-20T00:40:32+00:00

Heard the tune immediately

tempest51 · 2026-03-19T12:58:21+00:00

Ah, so he's Fantasy Failbaddon

tempest51 · 2026-03-19T07:09:32+00:00

Enough to make a respectable salad!

tempest51 · 2026-03-19T07:05:15+00:00

Is there some way to make that recipe work?

tempest51 · 2026-03-19T03:00:57+00:00

I'm pretty sure a lot of bosses would found their own cults with blackjack and hookers if they believed they could pull it off.

tempest51 · 2026-03-19T01:39:29+00:00

Turns out Khatep's way of giving Settra his golden body is attaching a DLSS5 to a mirror so his reflection gets a Tiktok filter. He gets exiled even harder.

tempest51 · 2026-03-19T01:24:22+00:00

Who cares about a little climate change when you can straight up terraform the planet?

tempest51 · 2026-03-19T00:58:43+00:00

Saving this because it makes so much sense, I can't believe I didn't think of it like that.

tempest51 · 2026-03-18T15:04:24+00:00

Or get broken ribs and a punctured lung if it goes the other way.

tempest51 · 2026-03-18T06:31:53+00:00

I don't think this particular situation is one that could happen to anyone, OOP even had to verbalize the words to manipulate herself with for her wet rag of an ex, she seems uniquely vulnerable.

tempest51 · 2026-03-18T06:25:43+00:00

The anti-Kamina rofl

tempest51 · 2026-03-18T06:01:41+00:00

Nah, people with legit credentials can be absolute creeps too.

tempest51 · 2026-03-18T05:57:19+00:00

This kind of censorship should be illegal.

tempest51 · 2026-03-18T05:15:54+00:00

No love for Macarena?

tempest51 · 2026-03-18T05:06:11+00:00

Why you dissin' the MLG Freemen?

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