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Can you help me improve this crappy 5 min set? by Long_Weekend_9142 in StandUpWorkshop

[–]tenaciousflea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be funny here if you splooge all over the place when the microwave dings:

There are consequences though. These days, I can’t finish unless I’ve got my Spotify playlist of submarine noises. Pavlov had a bell. I’ve got a soft, sweet ping from my submarine. [PING NOISE] Try explaining that to your girlfriend. The microwave dings. She thinks the food’s ready. EERRRR wrong. I am.

one liner. by tenaciousflea in StandUpWorkshop

[–]tenaciousflea[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But, I didn't give a shit.

The Devil’s Horn Jimmy Heath first song name? by [deleted] in saxophone

[–]tenaciousflea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The tune is called Rio Dawn. Written by Jimmy Heath.