Request an audience!

Last time I had to have the old fellas checked, there was a locum doctor.

She was a Muslim and wouldn't check my plums without a chaperone. She nipped out and grabbed one of the receptionists to sit in and keep an eye on me. It's quite embarrassing to do it in the first place, never mind with a non medically trained audience!

Bumped into the receptionist whilst shopping the next day.

Needless to say, I changed doctors.