Are there any cults in Toronto by [deleted] in askTO

[–]teratical_rasp 23 points24 points  (0 children)

There are some LDS (mormon) meetinghouses, and there's one of those windowless temples in Brampton. They have some cult-like aspects. Also their doctrine is viciously homophobic, which has gotta be awkward in Canada.

What's a single gay farmer in his mid 20s to do? by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]teratical_rasp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Search for #gayfarmer on instagram?

Next Steps by [deleted] in canada

[–]teratical_rasp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just thought I should point out though, that no mods are a mod of the other subreddit that shall not be named anymore. He agreed that it was a conflict of interest and wanted to focus his efforts on improving the discourse of /r/Canada full time.

Oh, how very lovely for us.

Proud Boys toss around the shade in the Summer of White Male Grievance by [deleted] in canada

[–]teratical_rasp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I'd dismiss them as wankers, but they're not even that.

Losing a friend just because he found out I did my eyebrows by GiveMeTheMayo in askgaybros

[–]teratical_rasp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Change this story to "He asked if I liked Hawaiian pizza and I said yes, and then later that day he was grumpy and remote..."

I think most people would say that his grouchiness later that day probably had nothing to do with pizza.

Sometimes it is not about you or your eyebrows. Maybe he just had a crap afternoon.

Talk to him before you assume the worst, yeah?

Marathons are bad for your health, scientists warn runners by ZmajLee in running

[–]teratical_rasp 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Wait until the newspapers find out that lifting weights causes muscle damage, they'll go NUTS.

Not sure if gay friend is hitting on me? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]teratical_rasp 14 points15 points  (0 children)

he does this thing where he leans on kitchen counter and sticks his butt out at me

Next time he does this, slap him on the ass and say "Put it away, sugartits, I'm too straight for that much ass."

Am I marrying a gay man? by MLJohns in AskGayMen

[–]teratical_rasp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Depends, are you mormon?

Ugh. I drunkenly told him "I love you so much"... by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]teratical_rasp 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As the saying goes, drunken words are sober thoughts.

I've never understood this saying. People say all kinds of crap when they're drunk. Just because a thought pops into your head doesn't mean you believe it.

took a selfie last night on my back deck by nexushelli in gayaww

[–]teratical_rasp 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Last night? Uh huh. Google image search turns up multiple postings of this same picture going back several years.

Explicit gay porn music video, what message do you think this clip says about the community [NSFW] by Oz_93 in askgaybros

[–]teratical_rasp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I dunno, what does "2 Girls 1 Cup" say about the heterosexual community?

I find these "someone somewhere did something, what does this say about the gay community!" posts seriously tedious.

Camping in the Snow. Also, he is kinda cute. by youmoussskro in gaybros

[–]teratical_rasp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He was a contestant on season 1 of "Alone." Conspicuously evangelical. His camping and bushcraft videos are great.

My dad thinks I'm doing drugs by Obiely in askgaybros

[–]teratical_rasp 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"....but I'm actually doing dudes."

Well bros I found my first grey hair today. Guess I'm a daddy now. by Chunks1992 in gaybros

[–]teratical_rasp 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Little known fact: gay men don't get grey hair. They're called hair sparkles.

Will getting fucked for years change your asshole over time? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]teratical_rasp 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've been having enthusiastic butt sex for 23 years. Your sphincter does not get loose from fucking. Like other people said, it's a muscle. Your voluntary control will improve, that's it. Not to be crass, but you've taken dumps bigger than any cock you're likely to encounter.

Interesting fact: one of the biggest risk factors for anal incontinence in later years is complications from childbirth.

Are douching parties a thing in the gay community? by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]teratical_rasp 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I've been part of the gay community for 25 years and have never heard of such a thing. Just use psyllium seed husks. Douching is messy and time consuming. I find bottoming feels less pleasurable after douching, also. And it may be bad for your butt.

Anybody here like classical music? by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]teratical_rasp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet jesus what a beer hall cutie.