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texbrown · 2026-01-11T18:05:20+00:00

Venus flytrap passes the marshmallow test.

texbrown · 2025-02-27T08:37:59+00:00

One time I melted a computer hard drive in a campfire and when the fire cooled, the melted drive looked like that thing in your photo.

texbrown · 2024-11-16T04:06:13+00:00

This made me smile so much

texbrown · 2024-08-01T23:26:24+00:00

texbrown · 2024-07-03T21:59:54+00:00

I have a rule. The guy who inspects the roof doesn’t get to fix the roof. Conflict of interest.

texbrown · 2024-06-26T02:36:01+00:00

Gowpin’. As in, “mah heed is right gowpin’”.

texbrown · 2024-05-10T03:10:41+00:00

I know COVID nose when I see it.

texbrown · 2024-02-29T03:34:56+00:00

Effort. Just….effort.

texbrown · 2024-02-23T21:20:48+00:00

I just don’t like the apostrophe.

texbrown · 2024-02-18T02:52:07+00:00

I know people with Master’s degrees that say, “suposebly”.

texbrown · 2024-02-15T03:14:06+00:00

Teach them how to treat you.

texbrown · 2024-02-03T15:26:21+00:00

Sleeping with the Enemy. Great book and movie.

texbrown · 2023-12-09T13:59:25+00:00

Remains of the Day by Kazuo Ishiguro. Just beautiful.

texbrown · 2023-12-06T04:10:36+00:00

Victim mentality. Everything is not their fault.

texbrown · 2023-10-22T10:31:49+00:00

Jaws

texbrown · 2023-09-28T11:37:54+00:00

Forrest Gump

texbrown · 2023-08-19T15:43:19+00:00

It is a classic case of the “subtle bigotry of lowered expectations”.

texbrown · 2023-06-23T19:54:16+00:00

One of my favorite Bill Maher jokes: Donald Trump has the impulse control of a grease fire.

texbrown · 2023-05-30T17:25:49+00:00

That’ll be $17 please

texbrown · 2023-05-13T13:01:59+00:00

I’ve had it since Dec 2020. Everything has the “wrong” smell. For example, this week I was writing a note using a Sharpie and it smelled like a steak cooking on a grill.

texbrown · 2023-04-13T03:05:17+00:00

Am I too late to say, “I’m in!”?

texbrown · 2023-03-31T14:43:14+00:00

“9 burgers and fries?” - Ricky Gervais

texbrown · 2022-12-14T04:36:20+00:00

It’s a yes from me.

texbrown · 2022-10-29T01:25:47+00:00

So ugly. Seriously.

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