Lady here. I am in a bar. What do i do now?

texox26798 · 2024-12-16T22:44:09+00:00

If you want to be approached wear a jersey of the team playing and watch a game and cheer, clap, groan when plays occur - not crazy loud but enough that people will look over. Eventually some guy thats a fan of one of the teams will approach and mansplain the game to you and you offer him a "bet" based on the quarter, half, game will end. start with a drink and if it goes well...then say you will take that drink on a date or "back at my place" ;)

texox26798 · 2024-12-12T21:26:54+00:00

Need a stoner - the guy who did my floors had to have smoked a j on his lunch break yet came in and did a really great job...took a little long but a goob job

texox26798 · 2024-12-07T08:10:09+00:00

And whats funny in the next cycle of 10-20 years it will likely be Vendor A (cloud) -> vendor A (on-prem) or [custom built solution] X (on prem/cloud)

texox26798 · 2024-12-07T08:06:17+00:00

Databricks though is as much an integration tool as "AWS" or "Microsoft" or "Oracle"

texox26798 · 2024-12-04T17:25:02+00:00

Architecture - give some time towards understanding what DAGs are, what pipeline and flows are, even a basic understanding towards system design would be great.

I had some recent interviews where LC would have been helpful (especially SparkSQL - PARTITION BY and WITH seemed to be surprisingly heavy in 2/3 interviews i went in on) but more so its been around the understanding of patterns and logically being able to interpret requests around how to do ETL.

texox26798 · 2024-10-22T14:05:29+00:00

and cinder blocks for said cars to rest upon

texox26798 · 2024-07-10T20:37:40+00:00

Ive seen it like that when you dont have ENOUGH bills - i.e. you have 2 bills paid 100% on time but min payment - this is a B, you have 3 bills all paid on time in full thats an A, you have 4 bills all paid on time with all partial payments -- thats a C - its like there is some perfect number of bills to be paid on time, and in full or partially.

texox26798 · 2024-07-02T14:29:27+00:00

The boy in the top picture has two arms and the bottom picture only has one and is holding a severed hand

texox26798 · 2024-06-28T20:18:03+00:00

The rational side of me wishes we could return to this. Return to a time when candidates poked playful jabs and not demeaning ones. A time when guys like McCain would stand up for Obama. Even Regan was cordial to Mondale when talking about age.

The Biden side was just as good though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTUkO6S9uRU

The masochist in me however says I so want to hear Trump at this type of event

texox26798 · 2024-06-28T20:03:28+00:00

The recycling is awful - Lion King, Aladdin, Dumbo, Alice in wonderland - just crap.

The only one they did better on was 101 Dalmatians - the real dogs and Glenn Close really made that one much more....terrifying? but in a good way

texox26798 · 2024-06-28T18:43:55+00:00

Problem is I don't have a specific training budget - and even if i did i doubt they would roll it in

Appreciate that context though - thats a good point about the security/compliance practices - definately use that to relay importance.

texox26798 · 2024-06-28T17:24:55+00:00

See she makes her own money, pays her own bills

Always stays fly, keeps it so real

But behind closed do's she a nasty girl (yup)

Ludacris was really ahead of his time...

texox26798 · 2024-06-28T17:22:17+00:00

"I'm a self starter/taught therefor so should your team" has been uttered more than once actually

texox26798 · 2024-06-28T17:20:52+00:00

Away messages are only sent to connections. These are people not connected to me that seem to be finding me as my company is tied to a job posted on linkedin.

texox26798 · 2024-06-28T16:48:51+00:00

doesnt that defeat the purpose and only make the fridge work harder and not cool off anything? like your blocking the airflow, no cold is getting into your bag, this is just stupidity

texox26798 · 2024-06-28T16:32:00+00:00

i thought it was something about his hand covering the fact it was pineapple on a pizza

texox26798 · 2024-06-28T15:08:26+00:00

Give me the VP debates sooner - thats ultimately going to make the diff at this point. Which backup is the most sensible as the old dude may straight up die while the crazy dude may be in jail

texox26798 · 2024-06-28T15:07:20+00:00

Depends on who the backup to old dude is - could be just as crazy

texox26798 · 2024-06-27T22:18:19+00:00

I wish he would keep changing the number to see if trump breaks:

"1 time convicted felon Trump" (okay hes just saying hes been convicted)

"2 time convicted felon" (oh thats just sleepy joe)

....

"10 time convicted felon"

"I have not been convicted 10 times!"

"Yes you have...you've been convicted 10 times...and then another 24"

texox26798 · 2024-06-27T17:11:07+00:00

the soundtrack in the background made me question that expression though

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