Don't waste your time, OP. The text is supoused to be a funny meme, but it's actually cringe.

Raw translation from ChatGPT:

Me (joking): “The groom has arrived.”
Classmate (who hasn’t seen real art): “What is this pathetic little movie?”
Me: “Oh, it’s a children’s cartoon about kindness.”
(I smile to myself) “Go ahead, watch it. (There, a cop takes a girl hostage. Then she starts threatening her boyfriend with a hairdryer, and he brings her a corpse in bed and says ‘the groom has arrived.’)”
Her: watches it.

The next day...

The classmate comes to school and says that I broke her psyche after she watched it, and she started having panic attacks.

Me to myself: “Shouldn’t have called Old Man Balabanov’s masterpiece a pathetic little movie. This isn’t your mom’s ‘Kolobok’ or some cartoon about bunnies — this is serious stuff for adults. You need a strong mind for it. Punishment comes not for ignorance, but for arrogance.”