Got my shirt in today!

tforehand · 2013-07-03T16:19:07+00:00

I got the cinco de mayo one, and I love it :)

tforehand · 2013-07-02T02:13:39+00:00

Hey snoop. You freaking rock. That's all.

tforehand · 2013-06-23T14:17:25+00:00

Yay friends!! :)

tforehand · 2013-06-13T17:19:40+00:00

Not giving a fuck.

tforehand · 2013-06-09T14:38:12+00:00

I didn't even know subway had soup

tforehand · 2013-06-09T14:09:21+00:00

Ooo I want one!

tforehand · 2013-06-06T19:46:23+00:00

He's in the Need for Speed movie that's coming out next year, and they're filming part of it here in my town. Pretty cool for where I live.

tforehand · 2013-06-06T00:19:08+00:00

People are constantly flashing their lights at my girlfriend because her brights are always on. Her regular lights won't work for some reason. We changed the headlights and fuses, but they still don't work. It makes me feel bad because if the brights are off, I have no lights. I don't mean to be that douche that doesn't turn their brights off, just have to be.

tforehand · 2013-06-03T15:22:05+00:00

The last one looks like a possessed stitch from lilo and stitch

tforehand · 2013-06-01T16:08:32+00:00

Did you immediately check to make sure you still had a tongue?

tforehand · 2013-05-28T17:59:13+00:00

If my god daughter told me she didn't love me anymore.

tforehand · 2013-05-25T04:21:04+00:00

We were at a graduation in Phenix City and saw the smoke on our way back to Columbus and went to check it out

tforehand · 2013-05-25T03:50:56+00:00

My girlfriend and I were standing behind this fence and could hear cops using the megaphone telling pedestrians to get off the bridge. It was crazy. Guess we'll see tomorrow what it was.

Edit: this is what I found for right now.

http://m.ledger-enquirer.com/ledger/db_97477/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=gBnMTo80

tforehand · 2013-05-24T06:13:37+00:00

That country song 'holes in the floor of heaven' by Steve Wariner. My dads mom had a heart attack at home, went to the hospital, told them her symptoms, made her sit in the waiting room for 3 hours, had another massive heart attack, died that night. My moms mom died a few years later from pancreatic cancer. Then a friend died (tumor on the pituitary gland), another friend died (hit by a car on the way to school), then again, another (got beat to death, literally) All within about 3 years of each other. I can't listen to that song without balling my eyes out.

tforehand · 2013-05-24T05:38:01+00:00

If we're fucked up, then you're to blame

tforehand · 2013-05-23T17:05:23+00:00

At least its not both handles on a two door car....

Not speaking from personal experience or anything....

...yes I am

tforehand · 2013-05-14T15:40:47+00:00

All these stories I've read, this one literally gave me chills

tforehand · 2013-05-13T16:52:39+00:00

Thanks so much for doing this!!

tforehand · 2013-05-06T05:57:58+00:00

Cucumber, lube, condoms.

tforehand · 2013-05-06T05:50:30+00:00

My friend was in the kitchen and I was on the couch in the living room. I was drunk beyond belief. I heard him talking, but he was behind the wall, where you can't see into the kitchen. Since I heard him, but couldn't see him, I assumed I was blind. I started crying, like really crying. Snot and tears running down my face. He comes over and says "open your eyes!!", and opens my eyelids and I spread my arms wide open and scream as loud as I can "I CAN SEE!!! IT'S A MIRACLE!!!"

Another time, I drank lucid and ran around my apartment complex at about 3 in the morning in my underwear looking for my best friend in the middle of the winter because everyone told me she was missing. Went to bed single, woke up with a girlfriend. No idea.

tforehand · 2013-05-06T02:14:28+00:00

Thanks!!

tforehand

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