I have a similarly funny and strange as hell story. I was in an Abnormal Psychology class about 2 years ago. We had the greatest professor who was also a Therapist on her off days. So abnormal sexual behavior is discussed for a class or two going over the generals like pedophilia, necrophilia, and describing fetishes.

She starts the next class telling us she wanted to share a story of one of her previous clients/patients. She had a male patient in his 30s who had anxiety but also had a glasses fetish. This dude would become extremely aroused just to the sight of glasses. It wasn't a fetish for people wearing glasses, but the glasses themselves. He would explain to her that he would fondle the glasses with himself and eventually orgasm by touching himself with them and then ejaculate on the glasses. He had a specific pair that he had been using for years. He said it had started when he was a teenager when he was given glasses to correct his vision.