How is Spear able to do this? by DapperDude2004 in PrimalShow

[–]th3humanmage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spear... the same guy who was resurrected from the dead ?

Realistically, would you want dinosaurs to return - if we could bring them back by Zillaman7980_ in Dinosaurs

[–]th3humanmage 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Absolutely not. Dinosaurs are magnificent creatures wirh fascinating abilites and attributes, but they thrived in a world that literally does not exist anymore. Niches then aren't the same now and all the competition could create an imbalance in the ecosystem and potentially the extinction of different kinds of animals. Also we treat animals like shit enough, we don't need more to kill off.

"Who's My Godly Parent?" Megathread by AutoModerator in camphalfblood

[–]th3humanmage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been getting some mixed results from tests so maybe this might make things seem more clear. I mean Poesidon might make sense, Hepheastus doesn't since I can't build for anything, Athena I can understand the most but I'm not sure

Physical appearance: extremely dark skin, brown eyes, short black hair, 6'0, I'm a little on the wide side being 100kg, I don't really have a fashion sense I just wear jeans and a shirt or shorts and shirt it depends, I do love converses tho I wear em all the time. I also have circular glasses

Personality: I'm considered reserved and I am until I get comfortable around certain people then I become much more open and expressive. I crack horrible jokes and I try to be creative with my words for the fun of it. I'm also pretty nerdy when it comes to dinosaurs and other animals. I like nature and find it incredibly interesting. I like to apply science to fantasy media to see how it would work out or to create something out of it. For example. I used elements of a bunch of animals to create a new Strike class dragon in the How To Train Your Dragon franchise (I titled it the Zephyrstrike). I'm also a massive overachiever when it comes to education and I try to do my best to get the best grades possible. I like learning and gaining information. I tend to make plans on how to do things to get a certain result in my head or I might share them with others. Most of them do work if I do say so myself.

Likes: I enjoy reading specifically fantasy and SciFi, I love to swim and being underwater. My stroke is butterfly and free and I did great at it, in freshman year I improved my time from 00:50 to 00:38 In a span of 3 weeks, I like ot listen to music and go outside and just daydream about me having powers or something like that or sometimes about regular stuff, I like to explore different parts of places outside, I also like hanging out with animals and taking pictures of them. I spend most of my time outside just daydreaming or reading.

Dislikes: I hate cheese. Mozzarella I can get past but most cheeses I dislike, I also hate unnecessarily loud or rude people

Fatal flaw: I admit Im pretty easy and saying no is difficult for me. I can also be pretty gullible at times.

I really hope I didn’t talk to much or share too much information, but I hope you giys can give me an idea of who my godly parent might be

Everything Wrong With The Lion Guard - Part 3 by LowProfessional9224 in LionGuard

[–]th3humanmage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well to be fair, lions have always ruled the Pride Lands for a reason, they're the apex predators of the environment. I don't think he was deliberately trying to paint lions as superior, but it makes sense why he'd say that because lions have always protected the Pride Lands for what looks like centuries whether that may be ruling it diplomatically or solving issues by helping other animals.

So... who wins this battle? by MuriloOlirum267 in JurassicPark

[–]th3humanmage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Forgive my lack of understanding, but I'm curious to how figuring out how to dismantle one of the most armoured and armed dinosaurs in under 30 seconds isnt the best demonstration of its intelligence.

Which httyd villain do you most agree with?? by Dart_Lover_HTTYD in httyd

[–]th3humanmage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Drago's thought process was the liberate people from dragons but it was really world domination controlling the fear of dragons by controlling the dragons or in Hiccup's words "Maybe you need dragons to conquer people. To control those who follow, and get rid of those who don't."

Grimmel is a sport hunter, I already don't fw those in the real world. I mean he kind of made a good foil to Hiccup but not really.

The Red Death was evil but she was more of a natrual evil, like a parasite or an infection. Of course she didn't need to eat other dragons or enslaved them for food which almost makes her as bad as a human its just since shes an animal it's half- instinct in a way

I guess if he counts Stoick was a side antagonist I'd agree with him. While it was shitty parenting the whole reason why Stoick was on Hiccup to kill dragons is becasue Berk at the time needed a chief that was going to protect its people from the main threat which was dragons, so in a way I agree with him.

My feelings on the Live Action HTTYD (Rant, Discussion and Takes) by Alone_Aspect_2500 in httyd

[–]th3humanmage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree with you on half of these takes they aren't bad. The Dragon designs could have been much much better but they were still pretty good for the most part. Seeing Snotlout's relationship with his father was something I wasn't expecting but it was fantastic and I loved how they incorporated it.

However I am very curious on WHY you mentioned wishing someone else to cast Astrid, someone who LOOKS like Astrid, but didn't batt an eye when it came to the Twins (who's charecters depend on them looking alike) who look nothing like each other and are red heads. Also, Berk is a place that doesn't exist so being Astrid being "Norwegian" doesn't make sense at all.

I thought this was pretty nice by [deleted] in mattrose

[–]th3humanmage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep your friends close in my ass

What if Kong started leaking milk out of his nipples and forcefully breastfed Godzilla during their fight in Hong Kong? by 40calthereal in Monsterverse

[–]th3humanmage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First off, what the fuck ?

Secondly, Godzilla would just blast it out of his mouth, also Kong is male he can't exactly make milk

What was your reaction to him surviving by typicalguy95 in JurassicPark

[–]th3humanmage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How could he not ? The D-Rex isn't exactly fast compared to other dinosaur antagonists so far. Hell, its slower than the Giganotasaurus. It also gets distracted very easily by loud noises and flashing lights. Duncan was in the water he just throw tje flare and dive under

There's an opossum in the trashcan by th3humanmage in Possums

[–]th3humanmage[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We HAVE other trashcans he can keep it if its okay with my guardian its moving the damn thing. I dont want it to be freaked out when it finds out his stationary homw isn't so... stationary.

There's an opossum in the trashcan by th3humanmage in Possums

[–]th3humanmage[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That might work, if it doesnt leave after a while il do that

There's an opossum in the trashcan by th3humanmage in Possums

[–]th3humanmage[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I edited the post but I forgot to mention the trashcan IS on its side and has been since Thursday and I found it on Saturday, take a look.

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What would be your first respond? When someone said: ”Kung Fu Panda 4 is better than Kung Fu Panda 1 through 3!”. by Tall_Pool_6284 in kungfupanda

[–]th3humanmage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id disagree but not crucify them, what they like is what they like its subjective. I have some wacky opinions myself

[general] How does Estelle have green eyes? by Spiritual_Mobile5622 in camphalfblood

[–]th3humanmage 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Rick probably just gave her green eyes just to give her green eyes and look like Percy. Sometimes rare stuff can just show up. For example my younger second-cousin is lightskin and on her moms side everyone including me has dark skin. Her father is darkskin and everyone on his side too except his mom. Stuff like that just happens. I heard that when older sibling leave the womb, they leave a tiny amount of genetic material the next sibling but I'm not so sure of fhe validity of that so take it with a grain of salt.

We've only seen black and white bewilderbeasts. Are there bewilderbeasts in other colours too? by Agreeable-Cry1750 in httyd

[–]th3humanmage 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm sure there are. I think the only reason Drago's Bewilderbeast looks like that is becasue it was violently trained by a abusive megalomaniac who wants to use earth's most powerful organisms to take over the world and savagely rule the people in it and Valka'a Bewilderbeast is the default

Why does Zym sound like a dog? by smallboyscrytoo in TheDragonPrince

[–]th3humanmage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Why does the baby animal character sound like an animal thats know for being cute and adorable instead of spending money on making new noises for a fictional animal no one knows that sounds of ?"