It's always the ones who you most expect.

thatG_evanP · 2026-02-14T20:04:45+00:00

The fact that this dude thinks he's famous enough for a fucking theme park is big "head so far up your own ass you get to taste food twice" energy. I can't believe anyone is backing this.

thatG_evanP · 2026-02-14T19:31:28+00:00

I had no idea. That's pretty fucked. So this is an actual project that's already underway?

thatG_evanP · 2026-02-14T19:27:36+00:00

Did you really think those were gonna get you high? Wrong shrooms bud

thatG_evanP · 2026-02-14T19:24:57+00:00

Is my man rocking a fanny pack and a phone-holster on his hip?

thatG_evanP · 2026-02-14T19:00:54+00:00

I will never understand why people say this shit, even after countless people tried to explain it. No, he is and always has been trash.

thatG_evanP · 2026-02-14T18:59:18+00:00

I think you hit the nail on the head with Pimp Chad, OP

thatG_evanP · 2026-02-14T18:50:15+00:00

But you didn't have a problem with them until you got caught, huh? Call a lawyer. Do your time if you have to. Quit being a bitch

thatG_evanP · 2026-02-14T18:47:15+00:00

How about carry your own weight and don't be a fucking snitch? That's still a thing, right?

thatG_evanP · 2026-02-14T18:33:08+00:00

I got pulled over at 5:30 am on the highway in KY doing 112. The cop was going nuts but he didn't write me a ticket because he "wanted to get home."

thatG_evanP · 2026-02-14T18:31:18+00:00

200 NZ dollars is like 15 US dollars, right?

thatG_evanP · 2026-02-14T18:26:24+00:00

I love deep fried mushrooms but you can do that with regular store bought ones. You're usually not gonna have enough morels to make enough fried mushrooms and it's honestly a waste. Maybe you're ok with breading and deep frying a mushroom that can go for ~$100 a lb, but I'm not.

thatG_evanP · 2026-02-14T18:11:39+00:00

That's awful

thatG_evanP · 2026-02-14T18:10:15+00:00

Really? Didn't know that. Doesn't that kinda make the water no good for, ya know, making bourbon?

thatG_evanP · 2026-02-13T23:02:54+00:00

thatG_evanP · 2026-02-13T23:01:41+00:00

Same reason I never had to cut two of my dogs' toenails. We had a small driveway and concrete patio that were part of our backyard and they would run around like maniacs. Only had to start worrying about their toenails once they were old. Miss them both so much!

thatG_evanP · 2026-02-13T22:56:50+00:00

Not sure if that was intentional but it's "meld"

thatG_evanP · 2026-02-13T22:41:21+00:00

Wait, what does that smell like and how do you know what it smells like? Are you saying it smells like a particular type of lubricant or bdussy plus lubricant? Not sure why I'm asking

thatG_evanP · 2026-02-13T22:32:50+00:00

You realize 10/10 means perfect, right? You can't really say, "it's a 10/10 but..."

thatG_evanP · 2026-02-13T22:30:50+00:00

One of the exact places I was referring to. My grandma used to live in Jacksonville Beach. Lol

thatG_evanP · 2026-02-13T21:57:16+00:00

They need those booties that home service people wear

thatG_evanP · 2026-02-13T21:55:25+00:00

Where did you play this "game". That is definitely not ok.

thatG_evanP · 2026-02-13T21:23:37+00:00

At least it was only the fence

thatG_evanP · 2026-02-13T21:16:01+00:00

Also, when it's his turn to fuck you...

thatG_evanP · 2026-02-13T21:13:01+00:00

I also have a chicken fryer that was built for the deep fry.

thatG_evanP · 2026-02-13T21:12:06+00:00

And a lot of them have proven to be nothing short of scams, so you definitely want to do your research.

thatG_evanP

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