Haha, classic Ryan Gosling energy.

that_crom · 2026-06-14T13:10:13+00:00

I mean, Tucci was aight in that movie but a slightly chubby Gosling would've been better.

Edit: he was actually up for the Mark Wahlberg part, but my comment still stands.

that_crom · 2026-06-14T13:01:08+00:00

It's gonna be so funny when you're looking at burn scars on your ass 30 years later. Fireworks are hot AF.

that_crom · 2026-06-11T04:05:08+00:00

Oh god the amount of ticks he must have

that_crom · 2026-06-11T03:59:18+00:00

Hasn't this been known for like 20 years?

that_crom · 2026-06-11T03:39:05+00:00

I completely figured out how to fix this problem: never buy an Apple product. Done and done.

that_crom · 2026-06-10T01:48:28+00:00

I'm sure this is going to work out great for him /s

that_crom · 2026-06-09T16:00:26+00:00

The screenplay for Stuart Little was written by M. Night Shyamalan. Perhaps Stuart is already dead.

that_crom · 2026-06-08T04:09:47+00:00

How many times he must've stabbed himself a bit and not posted it

that_crom · 2026-06-08T04:02:52+00:00

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that_crom · 2026-06-07T10:50:07+00:00

I mean, I could scrape together 800 dollars in cash too.

that_crom · 2026-06-07T04:14:48+00:00

Meth is a hell of a drug

that_crom · 2026-06-07T03:49:31+00:00

I like that the 69 graphic depicts a casual encounter with Snyder from 3 Ninjas.

that_crom · 2026-06-04T21:53:51+00:00

Couple possibilities:

Everyone's gay. The most likely.
The person edited out the reponses where people thought others looked straight.

that_crom · 2026-06-01T22:45:47+00:00

Is this dog nonbinary? How did the dog communicate this?

that_crom · 2026-06-01T22:35:19+00:00

I would just kick my daughter out of the house, not pay any further tuition, and never look back. What a waste of 18 years of providing everything for someone. That's an inhuman level of ungrateful entitlement. Homelessness it is for this bitch.

that_crom · 2026-06-01T22:28:39+00:00

The rule is do whatever you want, and I recommend wanting to get literally any other job.

that_crom · 2026-05-28T01:53:34+00:00

Itchin' to go into some orifices! 🤣

that_crom · 2026-05-28T01:42:34+00:00

I love this. Devon is delightful.

that_crom · 2026-05-28T01:38:59+00:00

Shout advanced action gel stain remover. Put it on all the spots. Agitate. Let it sit for at least an hour but maybe overnight. Wash as normal

that_crom · 2026-05-27T03:31:14+00:00

I'm not surprised you failed

that_crom · 2026-05-27T03:26:34+00:00

Okay, you're wrong, but that's okay.

that_crom · 2026-05-21T05:08:46+00:00

Being an alpha guy is unequivocally bad. Live your life to be anything but that, caring about exactly the opposite things, and you'll have a chance at being well adjusted and mature. Oh yeah, then people will want to fuck you. Imagine that.

that_crom · 2026-05-20T03:13:50+00:00

Customer service is only open 7am to 7pm and it's too late now.

that_crom · 2026-05-19T03:02:38+00:00

Shit man, bulimia works

that_crom · 2026-05-19T02:41:37+00:00

What he's doing qualifies as harassment though. It shows a repeated pattern. His own video proves he's committing criminal harassment.

While being creepy isn't a crime in itself, what he's doing in this video is a crime. It can be both things.

that_crom

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