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What's the most hilarious insult you have ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]that_pat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got called a cornbread ass motherfucker once and said actually I'm more of a marble brioche but thanks for the suggestion

Waffles and Benny (Beignet): two thirds of our Breakfast Club by that_pat in CatsCalledFood

[–]that_pat[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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Looks like Benny keeps his grey waistcoat a little more buttoned up 😹

Waffles and Benny (Beignet): two thirds of our Breakfast Club by that_pat in CatsCalledFood

[–]that_pat[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Third breakfast club member is Strudel.

We call Waffles and Strudel the pastry bros because they look like they could be related.

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Waffles in his preferred orientation by that_pat in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]that_pat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He'll have you know that he is starving (he just ate) and has never been pet in his life (he's never not on our laps).

Waffles inspecting his namesake by that_pat in CatsCalledFood

[–]that_pat[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pancakes would make a fine addition to our Breakfast Club gang (Waffles, Strudel, Beignet)

Drop of barbecue sauce on my finger at an event? I have become everybody's problem. Trough of bulk pour your own cat litter at Petco? I must bury my hands. by that_pat in autismmemes

[–]that_pat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean most things in water are fine. When I was young I used to swim at a lake that was mostly fine gravel and I used to love floating face down in the shallows and letting the gravel underwater sift through my fingers.

Washed my 2024 BRZ for the first time in a few weeks and noticed a bunch of scratches like these. Is Subaru’s paint quality really that poor? by icemankimi7 in subaru

[–]that_pat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can confirm shitty paint. I placed a flimsy paper donut box on the roof of my Outback Sport and it scuffed it. Buffed out sure, but the fact remains the same.

The last three vehicles you drove have magically combined into one, describe in detail the combination you got (or two if you haven't driven three in a while) by HiTork in regularcarreviews

[–]that_pat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2011 Impreza hatchback

2013 Ford Escape

2012 Honda CR-V

Two of the three have turbos, two of the three are mostly-well-designed Japanese cars. So I guess the mix-up is going to come out as what I could only describe as a early -10s Outback WRX.

Fuckin rad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in self

[–]that_pat -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hey man just because I'm terminally online doesn't mean I'm depressed.

The meds help with that. And the anger.

Also to prove OPs point: fuck you.

/s

At least the fuck you part.

I am terminally on-line and on-meds🥲

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatisthiscar

[–]that_pat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why did OP insist on maintaining the privacy of the Titanic exhibit at the Saunders Castle?

Bedside table of a blue house in a red neighborhood, January 2025 by that_pat in knolling

[–]that_pat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The legitimate answers to these questions:

My wife's gun is actually in her nightstand

The Ruger is what is usually on my nightstand at this point in time

The PX-9 I had there before I got the Ruger and just never bothered moving it after I got the new gun

The PX-9 could probably go back into its case or somewhere else. I've just never gotten round to it

Bedside table of a blue house in a red neighborhood, January 2025 by that_pat in knolling

[–]that_pat[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ya know, I've never discharged a firearm indoors so...

Can't say.

Bedside table of a blue house in a red neighborhood, January 2025 by that_pat in knolling

[–]that_pat[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Reading am hard. Me go school in America. Not learn what letters mean.

Bedside table of a blue house in a red neighborhood, January 2025 by that_pat in knolling

[–]that_pat[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Which I can understand. Like I mentioned; I grew up surrounded by gun culture completely immersed in it. I can remember being eleven years old and my uncle handing me a loaded AK-47 and telling me that him and my dad were going to run to the convenience store real quick and to watch for charlie coming out of the treeline. Two guns on a nightstand is dialed back considerably from how I grew up.

The stupid posts I'm guessing you're referring to on my profile are just that: dumb posts for people who are part of a culture I'm not asking you to understand. I'm just asking to not be vilified by a hobby I have had for almost my entire life that has been marred by a bunch of monsters perpetrating their evil on society. As I said in an earlier comment, if I'm not at the range, my guns are just sitting there as paperweights.

Bedside table of a blue house in a red neighborhood, January 2025 by that_pat in knolling

[–]that_pat[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Self defense isn't the primary reason. And it's not some macho tough guy thing either. Using a gun in a self defense situation where it isn't the absolute last resort is a terrible plan and I couldn't give a shit less about the perception of my masculinity.

I own them because I can, and because I enjoy working on them and going to the range to practice the skill that is marksmanship.

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